https://x.com/NickHintonn/status/1773018737106374782
Why is CERN being reactivated on April 8, the same day as the infamous eclipse? Supposedly, the particle collider can accelerate protons to a rate that’s only 7 mph slower than the speed of light, resulting in 11,000 trips around its ring per second. After CERN started its Awake… pic.twitter.com/fzqPCUJ50M
— Nick Hinton (@NickHintonn) March 27, 2024
THIS GUY STOLE MY JOKE. I didnt even read the comments before thinking this would make a good post for /h/spooky:
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Smh another "r-slurs online turn cool physics stuff into pseudoscience mysticism conspiracy theories"
Reminds me of the hexagonal Saturn shit
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That's real tho
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Yeah ik it's real but it's not a "wtf weird crazy shit what does it mean????" it's just a naturally occurring phenomenon
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No it's a computer satellite that forces me to goon
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