Supermarkets urge against panic 
buying as Government 
launches 'preppers' 
website - warning families to start a national crisis 'emergency kit' of tinned food, batteries and bottled water
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13446219/emergency-survival-kit-floods-cyber-attacks-power-cuts.html
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Typo for "formula" or a reminder the bobbies will be looking for the child loicense?
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Óoooooi! I say Oiooói govNA! Ya gowt uh looōooi-sens fah dat dare baby? Wew? Do ya????
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Yeah, those will work against the radioactive dirty bomb.
Utilities in my house? Then why even bother with a prep bag when I've got those and more inside?
All you need is a handgun, plenty of bullets, and a bag for "shopping."
Their government is obviously trying to stimulate the economy.
!nooticers, does the prep list and bongistan's shenanigans strike you as weird?
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lol, the British cant even be trusted with knives. Haha
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Neither of them mention bringing a knife too.
Oops, I was wrong!
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In the boy scouts i learned to cover myself with a layer of magazines to prevent radiation
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Thats right, Thecount! You'll need to strip down and put a layer of Playgirls to protect your supple skin from harmful radiation. This might save your life one day. Here, let me get that for you.
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Lol but they didn't have homos back then
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That's just a trick to sell scouts magazines
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Yes it would help in the case of s dirty bomb. Some nuclear attack miles away would shut off local power for a week or more and in amerikkka we have irregular floods/hurricanes/freezes/ terrorist attacks so keeping a weeks worth of food and water on hand is actually pretty useful
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Got any other r-slurred advice, pinkoid?
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Its the radioactive fallout its there to block. Breathing radioactive particles in is much worse than the small amount of radiation exposure coming through the house
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Then how does one breathe?
I get what you're saying; I'm just being difficult (
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You wouldn't be rescued for months anyway because government is slow and stupid. They say for you to stay there because it's easier to manage people who aren't moving and who will slowly die. Just leave cuz it's your best chance instead of breathing in radioactive air for months.
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Do none of you straggers have a generator?
I'll add I couldn't imagine having the only source of power for my family be the state controlled grid. Bong or not buy a small generator at a minimum, they're cheap.
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those are bad for the environment, chud!
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Nice, ill stop by your place 7 months after the bombs drop when you've had to leave due to no power. Thanks for the loot bro.
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Are they allowed generators?
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Do bongs even have houses? Aren't most of them in flats or something?
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Bottled water agenda, kill plastic ghouls.
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This isn't to protect them against a war or some other emergency, it's to protect them against Bongland's failing economy
PALESTINIAN LIVES MATTER LESS THAN A COCKROACH'S
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This checklist is something that basically every government in the developed world has, and "have emergency supplies for a few days at least" is just common sense.
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I have like 50 gallons of water and a month of MREs. Do people not?
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Most people don't.
Most people don't even have spare clothes or water and food in their car, which they're far more likely to need than a battery bank and camping stove.
They also don't keep backups of important documents on an encrypted thumb drive in their go bag, or a spare bag of dog food in the pantry. They don't have a radio, or any kind of communication outside their phone/laptop. They have nothing packed in case of an emergency evacuation like a fire, they don't have any predetermined meeting points for their family, and they don't know basic first aid.
Virtually everyone in the developed world is woefully unprepared for a simple power outage, never mind an actual disaster.
Its trivially easy and not particularly expensive to be prepared, but virtually nobody is because they never think ahead.
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half this shit is already in my r*pe kit
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