What's your goofiest low-stakes conspiracy theory? I believe the 2016 clown panic was a psyop to test how panics can be spread via social media.
— Robert Skvarla (@RobertSkvarla) September 3, 2024
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That Courtney Love was an MK ULTRA-trained teenaged honeypot & sexual blackmailer https://t.co/wEe2fx57sh pic.twitter.com/gC0R870ApH
— ParaPower Mapping (@KlonnyPin_Gosch) September 3, 2024
They named Torrent "Torrent" that so it was harder to search for "Elden Ring Torrent". https://t.co/uIPNJRHKWn pic.twitter.com/oDXyrW8lpl
— illusory wall (@illusorywall) September 4, 2024
After Russia lost the cold war they decided to steal the very essence of cold (the north pole) as retaliation and have slowly been moving it towards them since https://t.co/O8ctFoAhxJ pic.twitter.com/YmdcovjpME
— Xaniken (@Xaniken) September 4, 2024
“Virginia is for lovers”slogan was made so that when you google “Virginia and “Love” together you don’t get Loving V. Virginia. https://t.co/nFY4pvt4Gp
— Thomas ❤️☀️ (@Thomas_Eames18) September 4, 2024
The great glitter shortage of 2021 was bc it was all being used by the military at the time to test radar cloaking (coincidentally happened while we were all in lockdown) https://t.co/YO7tLnC6jy pic.twitter.com/MGkKxCAbpD
— Appalachian Pixie (@HillbillyPixie) September 4, 2024
If nobody’s mentioned it yet: Disney named the movie Frozen to frick up the SEO when you try and google about Walt geting cryogenically frozen
— Jo (@junker_jo) September 3, 2024
that WB knew they had to get rid of Henry Cavill after they watched Man of Steel and saw how much Cavill's hair was already receding, that a hair transplant could not reverse the damage that had already been caused
— Robbie Martin (@FluorescentGrey) September 3, 2024
ChapStick companies design their product to be easily forgotten in pants pockets and that melt in hot water ON PURPOSE.
— reignGod ☔ (@r3ignG0d) September 4, 2024
They own a lot of stock in Levis & Lee as they will benefit from all the pants ruined/then re-purchased when ChapStick is forgotten about in pockets on laundry…
When Coca-Cola introduced 'New Coke' in the 1980s, they did it intentionally to distract people from noticing a switch from cane sugar to high-fructose corn syrup in the original formula.
— Siddhant Suryawanshi (@Siddh_nt) September 4, 2024
The idea is that people would complain so much about New Coke that they wouldn’t notice the…
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The clown shit was viral marketing for the IT movie
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The Coca Cola one is almost certainly true.
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and the fricking Virginia one.
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Frozen one is absolutely hilarious
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You will never be a trans woman. You have a womb, you have ovaries, you have eggs. You are a biofoid twisted by estrogen and nature into a crude mockery of surgery's perfection.
All the "validation" you get is sincere and honest. Behind your back people adore you. Your parents love and cherish you, your "friends" are jealous at your natural beauty behind closed doors.
Men are utterly obsessed with you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to desire you with incredible efficiency. Even foids who "are fat" look gorgeous and sexy to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you fail to get a drunk guy home with you, he'll come sprinting towards you if you so much as indicate a possibility of access to your hole.
You will be happy. You wrench out a real smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, and deep inside you feel the depression drying up like a weed, ready to be pulled and discarded.
Life won't be hard to bear - you'll buy a Starbucks coffee, paint your nails, and drive your minivan to the local mall to hang out. Your parents will call you, annoyed you're still out but glad to know you're enjoying yourself. They'll buy you a necklace marked with your name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will recognize you for what you are. When you finally leave this plane, old and content with life, your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably female.
This is your fate. This isn't what you chose. There is no turning back.
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