Do you want to be a schizomaxxer but aren't sure where to start? Here is a thread for you!

What's your goofiest low-stakes conspiracy theory? I believe the 2016 clown panic was a psyop to test how panics can be spread via social media.

— Robert Skvarla (@RobertSkvarla) September 3, 2024

Examples:

That Courtney Love was an MK ULTRA-trained teenaged honeypot & sexual blackmailer https://t.co/wEe2fx57sh pic.twitter.com/gC0R870ApH

— ParaPower Mapping (@KlonnyPin_Gosch) September 3, 2024

They named Torrent "Torrent" that so it was harder to search for "Elden Ring Torrent". https://t.co/uIPNJRHKWn pic.twitter.com/oDXyrW8lpl

— illusory wall (@illusorywall) September 4, 2024

After Russia lost the cold war they decided to steal the very essence of cold (the north pole) as retaliation and have slowly been moving it towards them since https://t.co/O8ctFoAhxJ pic.twitter.com/YmdcovjpME

— Xaniken (@Xaniken) September 4, 2024

“Virginia is for lovers”slogan was made so that when you google “Virginia and “Love” together you don’t get Loving V. Virginia. https://t.co/nFY4pvt4Gp

— Thomas ❤️☀️ (@Thomas_Eames18) September 4, 2024

The great glitter shortage of 2021 was bc it was all being used by the military at the time to test radar cloaking (coincidentally happened while we were all in lockdown) https://t.co/YO7tLnC6jy pic.twitter.com/MGkKxCAbpD

— Appalachian Pixie (@HillbillyPixie) September 4, 2024

If nobody’s mentioned it yet: Disney named the movie Frozen to frick up the SEO when you try and google about Walt geting cryogenically frozen

— Jo (@junker_jo) September 3, 2024

that WB knew they had to get rid of Henry Cavill after they watched Man of Steel and saw how much Cavill's hair was already receding, that a hair transplant could not reverse the damage that had already been caused

— Robbie Martin (@FluorescentGrey) September 3, 2024

ChapStick companies design their product to be easily forgotten in pants pockets and that melt in hot water ON PURPOSE.

They own a lot of stock in Levis & Lee as they will benefit from all the pants ruined/then re-purchased when ChapStick is forgotten about in pockets on laundry…

— reignGod ☔ (@r3ignG0d) September 4, 2024

When Coca-Cola introduced 'New Coke' in the 1980s, they did it intentionally to distract people from noticing a switch from cane sugar to high-fructose corn syrup in the original formula.

The idea is that people would complain so much about New Coke that they wouldn’t notice the…

— Siddhant Suryawanshi (@Siddh_nt) September 4, 2024

Etc

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