IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME WEATHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT 
I have to be deliberately vague on some details so as not to endanger my spouse's job. I will only say that he/she is a government employee. All employees with his/her agency have been informed that they are not to come into the office and to work from home the day AFTER Election Day.
They obviously have some security concerns to implement this. I can't say much more than that. Again, I don't want to put his/her job at risk, but I feel this is important information.
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According to this https://old.reddit.com/r/interestingasfrick/comments/1cyhi03/oc_video_of_husbandwife_severe_weather_spotter/
Posting this video due to the questions & comments in the thread regarding the woman that was killed in her vehicle by a tornado in Iowa. My wife and I both have advanced training from the National Weather Service and 20 years of experience in the field. DO NOT attempt to do this without training!
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Federal employees ever go to work?
I thought that's why every postal worker you meet can't speak English. They didn't get the memo that they're on strike.
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Govt employees definitely show up to work, excessive absenteeism is about the only way you can get fired. They just dont actually do anything once they're on the clock.
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The one government place I worked at had a manager who would nap half the day. These boomers were so bored they ended up starting fights with one another with one of them pressing their finger on another's metal foil yogurt lid, leaving a depression.
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