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Jaw-dropping moment :marseycringe2: 'black panther' spotted :marseybengal3: roaming Welsh countryside

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/jaw-dropping-moment-black-panther-130435822.html

We all see it happening, all around. Words :marseypop2: cannot describe it, science :marseychimera: will not explain it.

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David, from Willenhall, West Midlands,

It's just a standard farm cat you fricking [slur for a west midlands person] twat.

Look at it's body shape and size in comparison to the grass. It's a cat.

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It is 3x the size of a human. How is that a "normal cat"

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@AverageBen10Enjoyer was telling us just the other week that the cats in England are absolutely massive. They just consider it normal over there. Must be all the beans they eat for breakfast?

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Yeah they leave :marseypeaceout: out plates of bean on toast :marseycheers: in front :marseyviewerstare: of their flats in hopes of the panthers passing by to council housing but it ends up just bulking up the cats that go on to kill honest countryside farmers whose deaths are then explained as "arterioschlerosis" or some other made up shit

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That's true I did say that.

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