Inflation has gotten so bad this is what one billion pounds buys you these days.

I think they should have alternative means to score like targets at the half way mark. Maybe you could pay spectators to wear spacial heads like in Carnival and if they smash the head they get ten points.

The spectators love at pitch invasion so you could combine it and have a half-time pitch invasion with a game show voice which announces "IT'S AN INVASION!" and all the players have to kick the ball really fricking hard at the peoplewho run on the pitch.

"IT'S THE STREAKER!" and it's someone in a skin-colored leotard with the head of a celebrity.

Anything to make soccer more interesting.

Anything.