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That's not even yellow in Brazil
Angloids and most other Eurocucks have gotten so weak and boring
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It didn't have to be this way
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RETVRN.
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It is surprising how things have changed. When I was growing up the stereotype of English football was the "a cold rainy Tuesday night in Stoke" meme. Now you have shit-stirring teams like Getafe in La Liga who head up their terrorism ball component or the terror that is Union Berlin in Germany (though Germany has a lower tolerance for such kind of football so they aren't really that bad) for example while football at the high level in Bongland now has fully bought into the technical skills meme ala Germany (and is part of the reason many teams in the league are undergoing a striking crisis).
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Decade of mid and lower table LaLiga teams getting terrorized by Messi + R9 and generally very strong Barcelona and Madrid teams, plus Simeone showing how far can negative tactics take you. OTOH PL's insane money allows them to assemble insanely technical teams, and the focus on "product" demands cleanness and sterilization, everything needs to be inoffensive, not dissimilar to Disney.
Also, refs in Spain and Portugal are something else. Yeah PL has crazy incompetence, but Portugal is straight up corruption (
@Transgender_spez can probably rant about Porto this season) and Spanish ones have massive main character syndrome and there are often politics involved with them.
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R9 is the good one. You're thinking of CR7.
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Wait are you brazilian?
Someone should ping the monkeys 
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found the incel
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No lol
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Wtf is Sterling even trying to do here?
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Also, this is horrible for my FPL. Sterling better pull something out of his butt.
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Thank god I left Udogie on the bench lol
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Game over man. Game over.
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NOT FUNNY. I DIDN'T LAUGH. YOUR CHUD EVENT WAS SO BAD I WOULD HAVE PREFERRED WE GOT RID OF THE CHUD AWARD ENTIRELY. TO BE HONEST THIS IS A HORRIBLE ATTEMPT AT TRYING TO GET A LAUGH OUT OF ME. NOT A CHUCKLE, NOT A HEHE, NOT EVEN A SUBTLE BURST OF AIR OUT OF MY ESOPHAGUS. SCIENCE SAYS BEFORE YOU LAUGH YOUR BRAIN PREPS YOUR FACE MUSCLES BUT I DIDN'T EVEN FEEL THE SLIGHTEST TWITCH. 0/10 THIS EVENT WAS SO BAD I CAN'T BELIEVE ANYONE LEGALLY ALLOWED CARP TO BE A JANNIE AT ALL! THE AMOUNT OF BRAIN POWER Y'ALL MUST HAVE PUT INTO THAT EVENT HAS THE POTENTIAL TO POWER EVERY HOUSE ON EARTH. GET A PERSONALITY AND LEARN HOW TO MAKE AN EVENT, READ A BOOK. I'M NOT SAYING THIS TO BE FUNNY I GENUINELY MEAN IT ON HOW THIS IS JUST BOTTOM BARREL EMBARRASSMENT AT COMEDY. YOU'VE SINGLE HANDEDLY KILLED RDRAMA AND EVERY GAY DATING WEBSITE ON THE PLANET. I'M SO DISAPPOINTED THAT SOCIETY HAS FAILED AS A WHOLE IN BEING ABLE TO TEACH YOU HOW TO BE FUNNY. HONESTLY IF I PUT IN ALL MY POWER AND TIME TO TRY AND MAKE YOUR CHUD EVENT FUNNY IT WOULD REQUIRE EINSTEIN HIMSELF TO BUILD A DEVICE TO STRAP ME INTO SO I CAN BE CONNECTED TO THE ENERGY OF A BILLION STARS TO DO IT, AND EVEN THEN ALL THAT JOKE WOULD GET FROM DRAMA USERS IS A SUBTLE SCUFF. YOU'RE LUCKY I STILL HAVE THE SLIGHTEST OF EMPATHY FOR YOU CARP AFTER THAT SHITTY FRICKING EVENT OTHERWISE I WOULD HAVE COMMITTED EVERY WAR CRIME IN THE BOOK JUST TO PREVENT YOU FROM ATTEMPTING ANY HUMOR EVER AGAIN. WE SHOULD PUT THAT EVENT IN TEXT BOOKS SO FUTURE GENERATIONS CAN BE WARY OF BECOMING SUCH AN ABSOLUTE COMEDIC FAILURE. IM DISAPPOINTED, HURT, AND OUTRIGHT OFFENDED THAT MY PRECIOUS TIME. MY PATHETIC BRAIN WAS STUCK TRYING TO UNDERSTAND WHAT THE CHUD AWARD TEXT WAS EVEN TRYING TO SAY! IN THE TIME THAT EVENT TOOK PLACE, CARP, I WAS PLANNING ON HELPING TRANS KIDS WHO HAVE BEEN ORPHANED BECAUSE OF CHUD PARENTS, BUT BECAUSE OF THAT R-SLURRED FRICKING EVENT YOU'VE WASTED MY TIME. NOW THOSE TRANS KIDS ARE SUFFERING WITHOUT HRT AND THERE'S NOBODY TO BLAME BUT YOU CARP. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY WITH WHAT YOU HAVE DONE. PLEASE DEMOP YOURSELF AND GIVE IT TO ME.
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Even has a unicorn in the comments.
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