22 MAN ROSTER FOR MARIO FOOTBALL @TheGoodGuysCFB @SickosCommittee (used MS paint bc I'm a sicko)
— Ryan Plumer (@ryan_plumer_) January 6, 2024
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His reasoning
OFFENSE:
Mario (QB) - Self explanatory.
Boo (RB) - Elusive, this is his best position.
Bullet Bill (TE) - Big body. Get open, catch the ball.
Waluigi (X WR) - Long, can catch the deep ball every time
Yoshi (Y WR) - Get open, catch the ball. Easy pick. Fast as frick
Bowser (LT) - Staple of the O Line.
Bowser Jr. (LG) - Can pull on some powers if he has the thing he rides in. Chemistry with the entire left side of the line.
Wario (C) - Loves when QB is under center.
Birdo (RG) - Bigger body, but not too big. Mobile.
Thwomp (RT) - Look at him
DEFENSE:
DK (DE) - Has thumbs on his feet. 'Nuf said.
Piranha Plant (DT) - Can't move, but can stuff anything up the middle.
Dry Bowser (DT) - Big body. Hopefully pulls doubles for Bobomb.
Bobomb (DE) - Just has to beat his man and gets the sack every time.
Toad (MLB + Playcaller) - Loves to talk. Big head. No confusion, takes up space in the middle.
Luigi (WLB) - Can def lay down some hits and has the reach to play in the middle.
Blooper (NCB) - Shifty. Won't allow many receptions.
Lakitu (CB1) - Flies around, can defend deep shots
Shy Guy (CB2) - Might be shy, but he'll have nice jams off the line.
Daisy (SS) - Can HIT. Makes sure secondary is where they're supposed to be (look at her point).
Rosalina (FS) - Lowkey star of the defense. Flies around and can use magic.
SPECIAL TEAMS
@SickosCommittee
hahaha yes!:
Toadette (P) - If you think she can't put it in a coffin, idk what to tell you.
Koopa (K) - Very reliable on PATs. Not a huge range though.
Yoshi (R) - Great vision, sure hands.
Hammer Bro (Gunner) - LOOK AT HIM COME ON THAT'S A GUNNER
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Right side of the OL looks suspect. That combined with the RB who may be illusive but lacks ball security is going to be trouble.
The receiver core is great but they aren't going to do much with a QB that can't see over the OL if they were laying down. He's also a bit chubby so I don't think he will be rolling out of the pocket much.
Defense is worse outside of the DL. Linebackers and safeties are a joke.
3 wins.
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You know Lakitu would kill at CB though. Bro flies.
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undefeated. how do you tackle a ghost?!
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If you look at him he completely stops though.
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if we are using those rules then...undefeated.
how do you tackle mario when he can grow 10 times his size or shoot fireballs OR FLY?!
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Taking doping is against the rules of the game, having social anxiety is not
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You got women out there and your mike can't even see over the line. Also your qb is italian which is like half black, so definitely not elite.
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Toadette hard carries.
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Mike who can't see over the line and probably gets ran through by any running back? Nah, you are better off with Luigi or Waluigi as MLB and let toad be the football.
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Birdo at right guard makes no sense. Throw king dedede there and play bully ball
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King Dedede is Kirby, not Mario, dummy.
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Sry I thought it was Nintendo mb
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Is this /v/'s roster for 4CC? Gonna get mogged
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This is more than just a fancy wank, this is basically getting off to the very idea of getting off. Like people that watch sissy hypnosis or whatever, they're masturbating on a meta level that I can't even comprehend. It's like trying to understand an alien mind.
Snapshots:
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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