[Football chads, in] How many W's is this squad taking?

22 MAN ROSTER FOR MARIO FOOTBALL @TheGoodGuysCFB @SickosCommittee (used MS paint bc I'm a sicko)

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His reasoning

OFFENSE:

Mario (QB) - Self explanatory.

Boo (RB) - Elusive, this is his best position.

Bullet Bill (TE) - Big body. Get open, catch the ball.

Waluigi (X WR) - Long, can catch the deep ball every time

Yoshi (Y WR) - Get open, catch the ball. Easy pick. Fast as frick

Bowser (LT) - Staple of the O Line.

Bowser Jr. (LG) - Can pull on some powers if he has the thing he rides in. Chemistry with the entire left side of the line.

Wario (C) - Loves when QB is under center.

Birdo (RG) - Bigger body, but not too big. Mobile.

Thwomp (RT) - Look at him

DEFENSE:

DK (DE) - Has thumbs on his feet. 'Nuf said.

Piranha Plant (DT) - Can't move, but can stuff anything up the middle.

Dry Bowser (DT) - Big body. Hopefully pulls doubles for Bobomb.

Bobomb (DE) - Just has to beat his man and gets the sack every time.

Toad (MLB + Playcaller) - Loves to talk. Big head. No confusion, takes up space in the middle.

Luigi (WLB) - Can def lay down some hits and has the reach to play in the middle.

Blooper (NCB) - Shifty. Won't allow many receptions.

Lakitu (CB1) - Flies around, can defend deep shots

Shy Guy (CB2) - Might be shy, but he'll have nice jams off the line.

Daisy (SS) - Can HIT. Makes sure secondary is where they're supposed to be (look at her point).

Rosalina (FS) - Lowkey star of the defense. Flies around and can use magic.

SPECIAL TEAMS

@SickosCommittee

hahaha yes!:

Toadette (P) - If you think she can't put it in a coffin, idk what to tell you.

Koopa (K) - Very reliable on PATs. Not a huge range though.

Yoshi (R) - Great vision, sure hands.

Hammer Bro (Gunner) - LOOK AT HIM COME ON THAT'S A GUNNER

I'd say they go 10-7 in a not very competitive division and get taken out in the wildcard round