Manchester United historically the biggest bong club got blown out 4-0 against a literal who team named Brentford and ManU are seething about it and blaming their owners and many other ways to cope over their shitty team.
Complete defensive collapse. It's become the Reddit thing to slag on him but Maguire honestly needs to be taken out back and shot along with the rest of the backline.
Southgate must be tearing his hair out. I think there's one international break left before the World Cup, is he going to have to assemble a new backline and hope it works? Burn, Trippier, Stones and Walker?
CB is hardly a problem. Tomori, Guehi, Stones, Tarkowski, Walker, Mee etc.
Really depends on if its going to be a back 3 because then you can slot Reece James in there as well as the RCB although he really should be the starting RB for England
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It’s funny how Ronaldo goes into a new team and their level immediately drops
Bongfootball has more league mobility than muttfootball, teams can go up or down a league depending on how much they frick up, and it happens sorta regularly (every year the 3 shittiest teams move down from premier and the 3 best teams move up from the shit league). Its sort of like if a minor league affiliate moved up to the NFL and immediately BTFO the patriots 20 to 0 or something
Yeah youre right I should have just gone with 28, I picked 20 on the assumption there would be something other than just touchdowns but on further thought the math doesnt work out well
American college football should do this. Perennial no hopers like Vanderbilt get boosted from being in the SEC and uppity small schools get to frick around and find out how playing a full powerhouse schedule works for them. Doesn't work for our pro sports because football and basketball don't even have minor leagues and the discrepancies in facilities between minor and major league teams is ginormous.
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poors who thought they were above other poors are beaten for the 1000th time and cope
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I'd make fun of them but Everton is looking like they're gonna get relegated too
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We've got no strong attackers, didn't think we could be worse than last season but it's not looking good
Yeah ik, really outside of Calvert-Lewin there's nobody with good end product on the team. Rondon and Townsend are Championship quality, and while McNeil/Gordon/Gray aren't trash they don't have the final product required. Really you need a backup striker and a winger/AM who can actually score and assist.
Striker market's really dire though. You might have a better chance of getting a decent AM/winger on loan.
God, it's both funny and sad when I remember back in the schoolyard a couple of years ago I rated us over ManU in team strength rankings and all my friends looked at me like I was crazy and laughed away the suggestion.
The Glazers are scum though I do agree with them on that. They should try for a sugar daddy like Roman was with us.
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it's ok i'm already numb
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They deserve it.
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It worked in the past...
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And now the fans will be digging those colours out of the back of the wardrobe again!
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That's actually a pretty dope shirt, would wear
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90s football shirts are formal wear
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It truly is unironically over for man u
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thank god they won when I went to Old Trafford if not it'd be fricking
Those poor fans today though
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Your people really do prefer the red teams huh
Vincent Tan vindicated
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VISIT MALAYSIA
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Can you translate this for non poverty ball enjoyers?
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Manchester United historically the biggest bong club got blown out 4-0 against a literal who team named Brentford and ManU are seething about it and blaming their owners and many other ways to cope over their shitty team.
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Complete defensive collapse. It's become the Reddit thing to slag on him but Maguire honestly needs to be taken out back and shot along with the rest of the backline.
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Maguire's skull would just deflect the bullet
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Southgate must be tearing his hair out. I think there's one international break left before the World Cup, is he going to have to assemble a new backline and hope it works? Burn, Trippier, Stones and Walker?
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CB is hardly a problem. Tomori, Guehi, Stones, Tarkowski, Walker, Mee etc.
Really depends on if its going to be a back 3 because then you can slot Reece James in there as well as the RCB although he really should be the starting RB for England
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Luckily they've already bought a manlet for 60m, the year actual big strong strikers came into the league
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It’s funny how Ronaldo goes into a new team and their level immediately drops
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I wonder why (((Ronaldo))) is doing this?
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What is Brentford and are they really in premier league?
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Bongfootball has more league mobility than muttfootball, teams can go up or down a league depending on how much they frick up, and it happens sorta regularly (every year the 3 shittiest teams move down from premier and the 3 best teams move up from the shit league). Its sort of like if a minor league affiliate moved up to the NFL and immediately BTFO the patriots 20 to 0 or something
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Touchdowns are the equivalent of goals no? It'd be 28-0 if I'm right.
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Yeah youre right I should have just gone with 28, I picked 20 on the assumption there would be something other than just touchdowns but on further thought the math doesnt work out well
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It's happened 71 times: https://www.pro-football-reference.com/boxscores/game_scores_find.cgi?pts_win=20&pts_lose=0
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American college football should do this. Perennial no hopers like Vanderbilt get boosted from being in the SEC and uppity small schools get to frick around and find out how playing a full powerhouse schedule works for them. Doesn't work for our pro sports because football and basketball don't even have minor leagues and the discrepancies in facilities between minor and major league teams is ginormous.
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Brentford is in south-west London, and yeah they are but idk how good they are bc football is for r-slurs
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Weren't ManU BTFO by a literal who American team in the preseason?
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Yeh but pre-season friendlies mean absolutely nothing. They're just a way to extract money from Asian and American fans.
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poors who thought they were above other poors are beaten for the 1000th time and cope
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Imagine if the browns thought they were the patriots but still kept losing like the browns and were surprised how they kept losing
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they hated him because he spoke the truth
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Last year at this stage it was a North London sandwich (Ars/Tot), this year it's a Manchester Sandwich
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I'd make fun of them but Everton is looking like they're gonna get relegated too
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They don't even look that bad tbh despite Frank being at the wheel, just need an actual striker.
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We've got no strong attackers, didn't think we could be worse than last season but it's not looking good
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Yeah ik, really outside of Calvert-Lewin there's nobody with good end product on the team. Rondon and Townsend are Championship quality, and while McNeil/Gordon/Gray aren't trash they don't have the final product required. Really you need a backup striker and a winger/AM who can actually score and assist.
Striker market's really dire though. You might have a better chance of getting a decent AM/winger on loan.
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I actually dont think its too bad for you lot, You’ll be safe this season far worse teams in the division
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Literally 200 IQ move from SAF to drive out the last owner and push the team over to the Glazers
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over horse spunk too !blackjack101
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!blackjack1000
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Man U’s going down Bournemouth’s staying up
Up the Chez
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God I love spreading toxicity on football twitter
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Thank you for posting this, one of my friends is a big man u fan and he's really fun to piss off.
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Sports shit. Gay. Upvote see you next time.
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Go back to bongland
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I'm still not touching your balls bro
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This is why we need a /h/sports. Donate to @SportsHoleSlushFund and let's make it happen
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Unlikable team. Big history. Losing to "the small ones".
Good day for me
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God, it's both funny and sad when I remember back in the schoolyard a couple of years ago I rated us over ManU in team strength rankings and all my friends looked at me like I was crazy and laughed away the suggestion.
The Glazers are scum though I do agree with them on that. They should try for a sugar daddy like Roman was with us.
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Another new hole? Also HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!
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Wikipedia is proof that even if history is written by the victors the ones putting it on paper are definitely losers.
Snapshots:
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They're blaming the glazers:
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More cope:
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Even more cope:
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Entire sub coping, seething, and crying:
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Entire redcafe forums coping and seething:
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Cry more:
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