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Also I need to find a way to watch the Chiefs-Dolphins game, no I will not pay for the peepee.
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i don't have anything else to add i just thought that was a hilarious title.
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— New England Patriots (@Patriots) January 11, 2024
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Breaking: Pete Carroll is expected to be out as the Seahawks' head coach, sources told @AdamSchefter.
— ESPN (@espn) January 10, 2024
He still could remain in the organization, but not as the head coach. pic.twitter.com/ZQjhjoivry
!pnw get in here!
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Tough night for #MichiganState fans. pic.twitter.com/AHyw06zmdC
— Message Board Geniuses (@BoardGeniuses) January 9, 2024
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Awwww shit guys!!!! It's gonna be A BATTLE of
MICHIGAN and WASHINGTON
McCarthy and Penix, Harbaugh and DeBoer, Midwest and Pacific Northwest!
Who you got??
Kickoff is soon - so come join this watch party! I trust that no matter who wins, it'll be DRAMATIC AF!!!
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22 MAN ROSTER FOR MARIO FOOTBALL @TheGoodGuysCFB @SickosCommittee (used MS paint bc I'm a sicko)
— Ryan Plumer (@ryan_plumer_) January 6, 2024
EXPLANATION BELOW pic.twitter.com/YobraXxz85
His reasoning
OFFENSE:
Mario (QB) - Self explanatory.
Boo (RB) - Elusive, this is his best position.
Bullet Bill (TE) - Big body. Get open, catch the ball.
Waluigi (X WR) - Long, can catch the deep ball every time
Yoshi (Y WR) - Get open, catch the ball. Easy pick. Fast as frick
Bowser (LT) - Staple of the O Line.
Bowser Jr. (LG) - Can pull on some powers if he has the thing he rides in. Chemistry with the entire left side of the line.
Wario (C) - Loves when QB is under center.
Birdo (RG) - Bigger body, but not too big. Mobile.
Thwomp (RT) - Look at him
DEFENSE:
DK (DE) - Has thumbs on his feet. 'Nuf said.
Piranha Plant (DT) - Can't move, but can stuff anything up the middle.
Dry Bowser (DT) - Big body. Hopefully pulls doubles for Bobomb.
Bobomb (DE) - Just has to beat his man and gets the sack every time.
Toad (MLB + Playcaller) - Loves to talk. Big head. No confusion, takes up space in the middle.
Luigi (WLB) - Can def lay down some hits and has the reach to play in the middle.
Blooper (NCB) - Shifty. Won't allow many receptions.
Lakitu (CB1) - Flies around, can defend deep shots
Shy Guy (CB2) - Might be shy, but he'll have nice jams off the line.
Daisy (SS) - Can HIT. Makes sure secondary is where they're supposed to be (look at her point).
Rosalina (FS) - Lowkey star of the defense. Flies around and can use magic.
SPECIAL TEAMS
@SickosCommittee
hahaha yes!:
Toadette (P) - If you think she can't put it in a coffin, idk what to tell you.
Koopa (K) - Very reliable on PATs. Not a huge range though.
Yoshi (R) - Great vision, sure hands.
Hammer Bro (Gunner) - LOOK AT HIM COME ON THAT'S A GUNNER
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Context: Joey Barton is former Newcastle/Manchester City player who went on to have a failed career as a manager. In 2022, his wife accused him of assaulting her, but later refused to assist the prosecution.
Last month, he took aim at women commentators for not understanding men's football (note: a DV charity promoted their Tweet under his )
https://twitter.com/Joey7Barton/status/1732535415033184443
Now he's got a bit more personal, comparing two female commentators to serial killers
https://twitter.com/Joey7Barton/status/1743178035766153418
The Great and Good of football were outraged. Headlines were made and ITV put out a statement on Twitter, but Joey has still come out swinging
https://twitter.com/Joey7Barton/status/1743327495301234831
https://twitter.com/Joey7Barton/status/1743516036698382598
https://twitter.com/Joey7Barton/status/1743529495783747668
Other random tweets:
https://twitter.com/Joey7Barton/status/1742603690681434348
https://twitter.com/Joey7Barton/status/1743270303298658737
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