IU sucks

Lol.

Frogcels BTFO.

Just want to get it in early for free DC

Chief’s super fan, Chiefsaholic, was a regular sight at both home and away games sporting his iconic wolf suit.. So it was a bit odd when he didn’t show up to the past couple games, after tweeting that he would attend the Chiefs Houston matchup, and fans started to get a little worried about their local furry fanatic. In addition to no showing at games, he also stopped posting/thirsting after thots on Twitter, so people started to suspect something happen to him.

They were right, because he was arrested for armed robbery at a bank located almost equidistant between Kansas City and Houston

There story doesn’t end there though, because it’s come out through court proceedings that Babudar filed the pauper’s affidavit on Dec. 22nd saying he had no money, was homeless, hadn’t had a job since 2020 and is seeking a public defender. So how, pray tell, has he been attending Chief’s games this whole time?!

The man also thought this was a bit strange and, after some investigative work, it’s now it’s being alleged that he would travel with the team to rob banks in the local area to pay for his tickets/travel expenses

Um novo 𝗟𝗶́𝗱𝗲𝗿 ao serviço de Portugal 🇵🇹: bem-vindo, Mister Roberto Martínez! 🤝 #VesteABandeira

A new 𝗟𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿 at 🇵🇹 service: welcome, Coach Roberto Martínez! 🤝 #WearTheFlag pic.twitter.com/TCDe3yzJr9

— Portugal (@selecaoportugal) January 9, 2023

Lovie Smith Secret Agent

As an UGA alumni & proud Dawg fan, I stand in support of football fans right to tailgate.

Tailgating is an essential part of football and tradition.

In these trying times, we must fight for everything sacred & remember to have fun;)

Alas without a Speaker, we are powerless.. pic.twitter.com/6axTT3saDq

— Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (@RepMTG) January 5, 2023

The Miami Dolphins’ ping pong table has been removed from the heart of the team’s locker room ahead of Week 18 finale vs. the Jets with a playoff spot potentially on the line.

— David Furones (@DavidFurones_) January 4, 2023

Apparently they already removed it once when they were 3-2. Apparently, it came back at some point. The Dolphins are now 8-8 after starting 8-3. Should have never brought it back!

Important things going on (cheese hurling) pic.twitter.com/lS2uU8bY1v

— Get Raw Milk (@getrawmilk) January 4, 2023

Statement from coach: https://old.reddit.com/r/ussoccer/comments/102h5s4/berhalter_statement_on_investigation/

Soccer is notoriously European and straight so there is sure to be plenty of sneeding about this nevertheless re: domestic violence, plus others already want him fired for not winning the world cup or something. Stay tuned.

@Transgender_spez

I Fricking bet.

Damar Hamlin just suffered a really scary injury during the Bills-Bengals game 😔😔

Prayers up 🙏🙏🙏pic.twitter.com/2STj0X0zru

— Brian Y (@byysports) January 3, 2023

He had to get CPR on the field

Update: Game got temporarily suspended. Teams going back to locker rooms.

1 hour later, still no word on the game continuing. No official update on his status. Even the ESPN people are saying the League is fricking r-slurred for not calling off the game 1 hour later.

The only thing that remains unchanged is Skip Bayless is still r-slurred https://x.com/RealSkipBayless/status/1610101204687949827?s=20&t=maXa9iGowNhgwY7qnOabvg

imagine losing after being up 15 with 4:30 left in the fourth quarter

Yessir D Watson!! Another one. That boy getting his rhythm back! #Browns

— LeBron James (@KingJames) January 1, 2023

https://old.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/100zbmw/lebron_posts_tweet_supporting_deshaun_watson/

Frick you Ohio State, except for your kicker he is an OK guy.

Oilchads can’t help but to keep winning.