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Damar Hamlin just suffered a really scary injury during the Bills-Bengals game ππ
— Brian Y (@byysports) January 3, 2023
Prayers up πππpic.twitter.com/2STj0X0zru
He had to get CPR on the field
Update: Game got temporarily suspended. Teams going back to locker rooms.
1 hour later, still no word on the game continuing. No official update on his status. Even the ESPN people are saying the League is fricking r-slurred for not calling off the game 1 hour later.
The only thing that remains unchanged is Skip Bayless is still r-slurred https://x.com/RealSkipBayless/status/1610101204687949827?s=20&t=maXa9iGowNhgwY7qnOabvg
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/sp/ calling out the NFL for their fricking ads
: https://vocaroo.com/1fEElchSI84F
NFL is taking down twitter clips OP, here it is:
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I feel bad for laughing at this
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It's criticizing the league and their blatant monetization of a tragedy, not laughing at Hamlin. Though it is a tricky situation, cus their only options are show those 3 r-slurs on the desk mumbling, or a camera panning around the stadium.
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They should probably have a contingency plan that isn't having those goobers confirm that death is, in fact, a bad thing that you don't want to happen or a commercial that repeats the word "Whopper" 20 times.
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If it makes you feel any better, this will be great for contract negotiations
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The only thing about it that isn't perfect is that "the best a man can get" slogan is Gillette, not Old Spice
TRANS LIVES MATTER, BIPOC LIVES MATTER, JEWISH CHAD LIVES MATTER
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Like a fricking House intro.
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ah jesus christ youre right
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Nah there's always a certain type of music that goes with these, just have it cut to the intro afterwards.
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mb I tried
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It's great, ignore that tard.
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Thank you! You're most underappreciated dramanaut ever btw
I was going to make you and
@i_only_downmarsey_pizza, and a few others some nice xmas gifs but I got too 
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LOL the vocaroo
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I want to sleep like the dead with my sleep number mattress.
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get suzy kolberg off the television
imagine booger mcfarland being the most consumate professional and emotionally intelligent person in a room
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Booger kinda took the easy moral highground. I think Suzy was just trying to fill time with something besides commercials, like everyone else.
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That had to be the worst cast member to host such a panel, holy shit. White women frick off
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Pretty sure he had a heart attack
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clearly caused by the covid 19 vaccine
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those anti covid vaccine people are so fricking pumped right now.
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*climate change happened
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Killshot strikes again
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100% I saw a hockey player have the same thing after checking someone
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CRAZIEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE OF SPORTS WATCHING
holy shit. it was such a regular butt routine "this exact play has happened multiple times tonight already" thing.
i can not believe IT TOOK AN ENTIRE FRICKING HOUR for worthless roger goodell to say the game isn't gonna pick back up tonight.
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If you're worried about the players' state of mind, playing tonight under "We're doing everything we can for him" would be better than playing tomorrow or something with the sure knowledge that he's passed away,/ comatose.
Moralizing about how health is more important than the game is going to make the foids at NYT and NPR as close to wet as they can get over NFL hate pieces this week
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I am going to have to avoid NFL Twitter and /r/NFL for fear of soy overdose from all of the "omgggg the league is so heckin violent I wouldn't let my kid play football" posts
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/r/nfl is full blown r-slurred to begin with
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Football players are meat-heads that become more r-slurred the longer they play.
I don't have enough kids to waste one on that.
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Why do they hate nfl tho? It's all bipoc anyway
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-The wrong people (conservative) like football
-It makes the wrong people (conservative owners, new money players) rich and influential
-Military flyovers
-Game of objective measurement and competition
-No women's version of the sport beyond the gimmicky
But mostly the first one
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Neighbor so dumb it took a minute to notice he was dead
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so weird that he got up and then collapsed.
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Adrenaline's a wild thing. Your brain says "frick that hurt, I'm good tho," then your body says "lmao no you're not."
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I'm guess blunt force trauma to the sternum caused myocardial rupture. /u/garry_christmas any thoughts?
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He's "retired" now (totally not suspended for malpractice or anything) so he's not able to diagnose people anymore
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It was all the drunken poker on shift, prolly.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commotio_cordis
I think it might be this
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holy shit i think you're right it looks like he gets hit in the right spot with a shoulder.
weird call because the average age is like 15 year olds who get hit by baseballs but it looks like it fits here
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Yeah cut away when the cool shit happens. /r/killthecameraman
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The injury. Dude looks fukin dead
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He had CPR for 10 minutes on the field. Prognosis for any amount of CPR is not great from what I understand.
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https://old.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/101vffm/joe_hanneman_im_told_damar_hamlin_has_a_pulse_but/j2pt15y/
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I always see r-slurs say this but it doesnt make any logical sense by any stretch of the imagination.
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do you not understand the PR hit of a player dying on the field on a live broadcast vs a player dying in a hospital the next day?
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I did not believe redditors could get any dumber than that.
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True but you also have dipshits doing CPR whenever someone just goes unconscious. You're SUPPOSED to do CPR when theres n pulse or breathing, which is why the prognosis is in the shitter.
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I'm going to assume the team doctors know when to do CPR
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Of course they do. It's just if they're making that decision then the person getting the CPR is in some real dire straights and people don't come back from that super often. Director's note that Batman kills most of the people he punches and puts to sleep
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Heβs 97% dead. Itβs protocol to do that CPR shit I imagine. Dudes are already crying. They cancelled the game.
Heart attack or stroke.
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But it was medical guys not just a sportballtard
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they say he has a pulse but "isn't breathing on his own".
by "they" i mean a local cinci reporter said that. so who knows.
it took so fricking long for them to even pick him up off the field. bills players OPENLY CRYING.
i'm almost as worried about tee higgins (the bengals player) as i am for hamlin.
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(((Roger Goodell))) rubbing his greedy palms as we speak
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He ded. You dont survive 10 minutes of cpr without brain
damage
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Nah, you can if it's done right and I bet them docs know how to do it right.
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I think most people thought Eriksen was gone but he managed to bounce back lol
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_Eriksen#UEFA_Euro_2020_cardiac_arrest
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Eriksen's fall
wasn't nearly as wild.
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Hmm true, but in a way it seemed worse from my POV since Eriksen wasn't like hit like how the NFL player was... however I don't watch the NFL so I'm prolly being r-slurred
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It doesnβt look like to bad if a hit what gives
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Another senseless death to COVID and Climate Change
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holy frick that ratio on the skip bayless tweet..... over 60k quote tweets and barely 25k likes lmao
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Call the game a tie. I dont think you can possibly have these guys play again for a while after literally watching their team mate almost die on the field
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I think if one of your players gives up that hard on the field then you automatically forfeit.
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Nice post, bro! I posted it to twitter.
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Promoting anarchofascism for 9 years and counting.
Snapshots:
https://web.archive.org/https://x.com/byysports/status/1610094359713845248
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https://archive.ph/?url=https%3A//twitter.com/byysports/status/1610094359713845248&run=1 (click to archive)
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