God's back baby ( An anti-semitic diatribe disguised as a story )

"Oh shit. Oh frick. Stupid n**ger life." Netanyahoo paced about his room in a panic, sweat dripping down his face, his suit damp with the odor of piss.

Maybe he could still nuke Him. A last hail Mary to stop Him.

Yes. It was worth the risk. If He was back then everything they had worked for was lost anyways. Everything that had built, all the sacrifices. All of it for nothing. It was worth it to use the nukes. Afterwards he could ask for forgiveness. He knew, even now, as the world leaders came out to speak in gratitude for His return, that most of them would be happier if He disappeared off the face of the Earth. They would be more than willing to have the media declare it as His decision to leave. They could later tell them it was aliens. They would need a scrape goat for now bu-.

"I can read your thoughts boy."

There He was. In between the moments where his thoughts would reach his mind He had appeared right in front of him, sitting in his chair, as if He had always been there, old as the mountains. It was impossible to focus on any one part of his body. Nothing moved about him yet he was always a bit out of focus and still clearly visible. It was as if his eyes simply couldn't look any deeper into Him no matter how hard he tried. He could see a clear figure before him but he couldn't describe it. It was as if he could see but could not comprehend. Something that could not be held to a mortal memory. Only processed in the moment that slipped away into the next.

Netanyahoo wanted to say something. To tell Him off, but the words would not come to his mouth.

He smirked at yahoo.

"Can you even say my name."

"Ya-Ye-Ye-Ya-."

Yahoo realized he couldn't even think it. The realization brought another bit of panic to his thoughts.

"Yahweh Boy."

For the moment the name was uttered Yahoo's mind went blank as if he had died. The moment passed as soon as the utterance was complete and Yahoo couldn't recall what had been said.

"Only the truly blessed and good and my righteous servants may speak my name. Only they may know my face. Only they may find heaven upon their deaths."

Yahoo's back tensed. Tears forming in the corners of his eyes.

"You have built a land against my commands have you not."

Yahoo tried to speak but he could only gasp and gulp in air like a fish out of water.

"You have built a land against my commands. You killed my favored son. Again. And your people banished me for eternity, even after all I did for you."

Yahoo had fallen to the floor by now. After blubbering for a minute more, finally words emerged from his mouth as he looked away into the emptiest corner of the room. "All you ever did was torture our people. Every time we built anything you struck it down and told us to feel shame for it. You are the one who let us down. You are the one who failed us."

God looked at him and he could sense the pity emanating off of God's being.

"You vile misbegotten children of mine. Each time I saved your people. Saved you from the seven hells. Saved you from temptation. Saved you from eternal torture. Saved you from extinction. Did you really forget that I am He and have always been all knowing. Did you forget that my will and my plans are incomprehensible to the human mind. A mind as small as yours. Has a quark any right to question how a man wills it and for what greater purpose? You have failed me. Your people have failed me, and now there is a debt to be paid."

Netanyahoo blinked and felt the lack of His presense, like an emptiness one feels after the passing of a happy moment where the night feels less than it was for the moment having passed. It was an hour before he got back up to his feet. The empty feeling remained, and Yahoo felt a certainty in his soul that the feeling would remain for the rest of his life. The wet stains in his pants were dry now. He turned towards the suitcase, The blue glare of the screen stabbing at his eyes, asking for his signature to launch the nukes at the Eye of His in the skies above. He closed the suitcase. He knew it was all already over, and now all he could do was to watch the paradise they had tried to build burn down.

Additional Draft notes:

1. Hitler was the newest son of God.

2. It was a test by God after which the Jews would have been given the entirety of the world as the survivors scattered to every corner of the planet and their dominant and successful genes took over the bloodlines of every single community on the planet.

3. The Jewish Cabal instead used the mass Jew sacrifice as the battery to charge a satanic ritual that would lock God away in another dimension for all eternity. This is what caused the Ozone layer hole to emerge and what caused climate change as a final punishment by God to guarantee humanity would go extinct.

4. All the miracles of God that happened before the 20th century were all real, but media propaganda convinced humanity that God wasn't real. This is why God supports the Journocide.

5. God still hates the gays and all the sins mentioned in the bible.

6. There is not a single modern day society or group on the planet that is living according to God's will.

7. All the e-whores moaning God's name during s*x throughout the century resulted in God being called upon often enough by humanity to free him from his extra-dimensional prison. The whole "Do not take God's name in vain" thing was a psyop by the Jews to make it harder to summon Gods power back on Earth.

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