COBROS IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING

Gothic King Cobra, a famous youtuber and arcane wizard. Potion maker, wand crafter, strag basher (RIP warlord) and rockstar. Is currently building a clocktower mansion on the outskirts of Casper, Wyoming. Accidentally cast a dry spell on himseld 6 years prior and has been suffering since.

The foid is a 40 year old junkie youtuber that is exploiting cobra for clout fell madly in love with the boglim

Tldr: KingCobraJFS is an neurodivergent regard lolcow who's been around for 10 years. He usually just gets drunk on Livestream and rants about his trolls. He's called the Boglim because another Casper mutant misspelled goblin and the name stuck. Recently, a BPD streamer called Naked And Laughing took an interest in the BOY. She made it all the way to the Cobra Den and broke the dry spell. They streamed together last night, and /r/KingCobraJFS is in meltdown mode. There's a lot of lore here, but that's the gist

What is this hole,

Bootleg Kiwingcuckfarms .

who is the scrote,

Random lolcow.

who is the hole?

Your mother.

>who is the scrote

Tactical Soap works online too

The pheremones are TOO POWERFUL

waiting patiently comin in nice toobs, hahaha YESSSSTH

Hard to say. I think she's gonna try and milk it for as long as possible so there won't be an irl blowout. Definitely grape accusations once she's home.

Clint is gonna intervene around week 2 as her staying there longer would cancel Jorps tardbucks