:marseyhappening: :marseyjam: COBROS IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING :marseyhappening: :marseyjam:

The BOY is finally about to break the dry spell

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What is this hole, who is the scrote, who is the hole? :marseykekw#:

!moidmoment !foidmoment :soyjakdancing2#:

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Gothic King Cobra, a famous youtuber and arcane wizard. Potion maker, wand crafter, strag basher (RIP warlord) and rockstar. Is currently building a clocktower mansion on the outskirts of Casper, Wyoming. Accidentally cast a dry spell on himseld 6 years prior and has been suffering since.

The foid is a 40 year old junkie youtuber that is exploiting cobra for clout fell madly in love with the boglim

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>famous

You r-slurs will do all sorts of mental gymnastics to justify your cringe obsession with literal nobody obese neet unwashed r-slurs on the internet. Nobody knows who this irrelevant cute twink is you fricking imbecile.

>5k average video views

Yup.

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>You r-slurs will do all sorts of mental gymnastics to justify your cringe obsession with literal nobody obese neet unwashed r-slurs on the internet. :soyreddit:

:#chadyes: !ranchers

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Lolcows vs reality TV vs regular TV is like heroin vs kratom vs smoking nutmeg

It's purestrain shit

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Uhh? Sweaty? He's got MULTIPLE studio albums released by Deathbed Tapes. The Casper PD watch his videos and Ozzy Osbourne shouted him out at a show.

You really think you wanna frick with Cobra? He summons demons with a ouija board at the cemetery

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Don't forget that he defeated ISIS with his magic and got a thank you letter from Donald Trump.

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17075732469238799.webp

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Tldr: KingCobraJFS is an neurodivergent regard lolcow who's been around for 10 years. He usually just gets drunk on Livestream and rants about his trolls. He's called the Boglim because another Casper mutant misspelled goblin and the name stuck. Recently, a BPD streamer called Naked And Laughing took an interest in the BOY. She made it all the way to the Cobra Den and broke the dry spell. They streamed together last night, and /r/KingCobraJFS is in meltdown mode. There's a lot of lore here, but that's the gist

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What is this hole,

Bootleg :carpsmuggler: Kiwingcuckfarms :marseykiwi2:.

who is the scrote,

Random lolcow.

who is the hole?

Your mother. :marseygangster:

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>who is the scrote

https://preview.redd.it/31kfo16wlohc1.jpeg?width=456&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=424ce9f1f35dee70ba7f56ab9c4b541041a4a2c0

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