New Cobes mead and spilling the deets on Jessica/NaL (she's trying to go back to Casper again)

TLDW

• phone still broken since the NaL-induced tard rage, our only PoV is the iMac webcam

• NaL goes live for money, not for the love of the craft like Cobes does; he's sick of it.

• sugar in the jar + expensive honey wasted on this horrible abomination of fermentation

• It's going to be Reeses Peanut Butter Cup + Banana to be ready for Homoween

• add half a bottle of distilled water to dissolve the sugar + honey? Stirring follows with the rest of the bottle of water

• His setup is getting jankier

• He's using some Reese's product that's frozen bananas pre-covered in chocolate/peanut butter + extra Reese's Cups

• Jessica/NaL doesn't think it's stalking because she "loves" Cobes (TMDNWU toobz). She doesn't take a hint.

• I've never heard anyone use the word coagulate in a positive manner when it comes to a drink, but our boy does it.

• continued rant about how NaL is going live to stalk him and not for the love of the craft

somewhere around here he suggests that the cane sugar he's added to literally all of his abominations is unnatural or somehow functionally different from sugars in other fruits. I know i shouldn't expect better, but this really bites my neurodivergent butt. Microbes don't care, and your fricking sucrose is still made by a plant, r-slur.

• OH shit we got the real bananas! We chunking them, doesn't need to be pretty. Dole is not a sponsor

• banana maxxing, frick it

• more water from a 2nd and 3rd bottle and a 4th. I'll give him this, cobes at least uses uncontaminated water for his mead experiments

• turbo yeast introduced, we're eyeballing the amount

• I still think he's adding everclear to most of his horrific concoctions that are unsuitable for life

heavy is the head that wears the crown. Mead saga 2 begins

!ranchers