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Only true if you consider women to be people.
Yes, exactly.
Shockingly, this commenter is a woman.
Also a woman, specifically a stripper with nasty feet.
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Man acts like a man, woman acts like a woman. Why are the incels mad about this one?
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rDrama when woman won't get back in kitchen to make tendies
rDrama when woman won't protect them from 1500lb titan
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Currently they do neither, so what's even the point of keeping them around?
I'll take the tendies btw ladies.
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Because they want to be women and hate themselves.
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The incel to train pipeline is an expressway.
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Non-men tell everyone they are just as good as men, and nobody owes you anything. They unilaterally have canceled the social contract that has been part of humanity for thousands of years, but still expect all the benefits without any of the duties.
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Imagine dying to a moose. All time kitty way to go.
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Yo! The frick dahd ya jus' say about me whahte boy?
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Imagine all the Inuit gash the Eskimo who killed that thing woulda gotten
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Tbh I imagine your knob might just freeze off and fall if you have it out for too long in -30 degree weather
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Seal sister most frigid of hoes
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Piss freezing on your peepee does start being a concern around that temp
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Women fricking Moose is how we ended up with Capybara. Change my mind.
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Moosepilled yet again smh
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If i knew how to write. I would write story about weremoose terrorising local hamlet. 700kg mountain of meat with sole focus of kill and maim.
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Honestly, those things are terrifying. Highly agressive as well. I still would take a chance with a moose over a bear though
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The rare evisceration toe beans.
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R-slurred hands typed those words.
Fricker never saw a moose before in their life guaranteed.
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oh my god a larger than average deer
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Go back to the city, boy
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a whitetail ?? Lmao
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Whitetail will beat the brakes off ya boy
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Leafs remain tragically bitchmade
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They're really unpredictable. Usually they'll just run away, which is what happened the only time I ever got close to one by accident. But every once in a while, they'll attack people for seemingly no reason other than that they're in a bad mood or whatever. You're totally fricked if one of those things decides to beat your butt for being in its woods.
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!foidmoment
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Ye all mighty. Truly peak reddit
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why are scrotez like this huh but go off
That moose could be giving him free bottom surgery but he glared at it
Part of the fiscally-left, socially-right movement. Join today!
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Imagine having such a low amount of understanding of death...
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I hate non-men so much it's unreal
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Sunday was her first date with another guy. I felt so happy for her. And tonight she had s*x with him. I was more nervous of what my reaction would be afterwords. But when she came home those worries melted away. It felt great to bask in her glow. I am overflowing with joy. There will be work to be done and not easy time but man. This feels good. I'm so excited for this new journey and chapter in our lives.
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Because she's scared shitless. You can see the camera shaking from the nerves. A lot of people have giggling as a stress response.:
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Because woman:
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i laugh as a first response even when something really horrible happens. it’s a bad reaction but i can’t help it:
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Me too, I hate it. It's definitely gotten me in trouble.:
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a stripper with nasty feet:
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Imagine being scared of an overgrown deer lmfao
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Make that viral video, queen
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Sweaty a true Queen isn’t going to stand around a smelly moose
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Further proof all foids are neurodivergent and have no control over their emotions
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