https://old.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/14f47n7/man_goes_full_primal_to_protect_woman/joy3m1l
Only true if you consider women to be people.
Yes, exactly.
Shockingly, this commenter is a woman.
Also a woman, specifically a stripper with nasty feet.
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Imagine dying to a moose. All time kitty way to go.
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Yo! The frick dahd ya jus' say about me whahte boy?
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Imagine all the Inuit gash the Eskimo who killed that thing woulda gotten
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Tbh I imagine your knob might just freeze off and fall if you have it out for too long in -30 degree weather
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Piss freezing on your peepee does start being a concern around that temp
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Seal sister most frigid of hoes
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Women fricking Moose is how we ended up with Capybara. Change my mind.
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Moosepilled yet again smh
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If i knew how to write. I would write story about weremoose terrorising local hamlet. 700kg mountain of meat with sole focus of kill and maim.
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Honestly, those things are terrifying. Highly agressive as well. I still would take a chance with a moose over a bear though
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The rare evisceration toe beans.
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R-slurred hands typed those words.
Fricker never saw a moose before in their life guaranteed.
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oh my god a larger than average deer
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Go back to the city, boy
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a whitetail ?? Lmao
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Whitetail will beat the brakes off ya boy
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Leafs remain tragically bitchmade
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They're really unpredictable. Usually they'll just run away, which is what happened the only time I ever got close to one by accident. But every once in a while, they'll attack people for seemingly no reason other than that they're in a bad mood or whatever. You're totally fricked if one of those things decides to beat your butt for being in its woods.
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