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idk pretending to walk away then slowly coming back is weird, I wouldn't open my door either
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Unironically psycho behavior, crap like this is why I have a baseball bat directly behind my front door (Eurocel so no
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The Euro is forced to engage in a Jason-Statham-esque martial arts battle when rowdiness occurs in their house.
The Burger is legally able to reenact The Highway of Death when someone accidentally puts a single tire on his driveway while doing a U-turn (violation of the NAP)
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The way God intended.
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God I love living in the freest country on Earth
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If you wanted freedom you should have invested in more McMissles.
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Idk, that would freak me out too. I would have been hiding behind the door with my "tiny gay man's gun" (my sister's words).
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Was she trying to emasculate you? Because normal people would just call it a girl's gun.
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Gay gun:
Girls gun:
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My sister is odd.
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You should post a picture of your tiny gay femboy sissy gun for bottoms with small feminine peepeees and no balls
I'll make my assessment afterwards
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I'm at work but I feel this is a good reference:
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Oh I see, just a very compact 9mm pistol. I was thinking about getting an M&P Shield to carry instead of my Glock 19
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What model of gun is it?
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Lmao is it a little nickel .22 or .25 with pearl grips? Or, even worse- a Taurus Curve(d for her pleasure)?
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Ruger Max 9
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Lmao that's like the average size of pistol now that concealed carry is popular and there's good subcompact guns
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Again, talk to my sister. She lives in Toronto and doesn't even own a gun.
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Give me her number and address
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the fake fear of kidnapping is like only outdone by the false fear of being roofied but its whatever
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Had my cousins tell me how she is afraid to be roofied in big city all the time.
And her regular go to place is dinggy bar in town thats know drug hotspot.
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Shell get r*ped but never roofied. Maybe spiked. Roofies are almost entirely an urban legend
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Will we ever see paradise where non-men take responsibility of their own actions
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Alcohol is the most common date r*pe drug
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This just actually sounds sketchy, lmao. No need to take chances for your 1am tendies delivery
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Sketchy people who are willing to pick up and drop off food for less money than the cost of gas and car maintenance are not legally allowed to be near me.
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They are closer to you then you think
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Poorcels who deliver for doordash are desperate and you dont know what theyre going to do even if shes jabba the hut.
If what she said was true then she was smart. Dont knock on my door past midnight especially if you were told not to. Dude was sketchy.
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frick that, if it really did happen like that i'd be sketched out too. except i'd shoot him and eat him
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Non-men are so paranoid, weak and pathetic
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Unfortunately.
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OP unironically says
"You’re one of the good ones"
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Can you not just use your boyfriends or pretend husbands account?
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