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idk pretending to walk away then slowly coming back is weird, I wouldn't open my door either

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Unironically psycho behavior, crap like this is why I have a baseball bat directly behind my front door (Eurocel so no :marseytrollgun: for me :marseyitsover:)

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The Euro is forced to engage in a Jason-Statham-esque martial arts battle when rowdiness occurs in their house.

The Burger is legally able to reenact The Highway of Death when someone accidentally puts a single tire on his driveway while doing a U-turn (violation of the NAP)

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The way God intended.

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>2033

>Inhabit the SpaceX-Amazon-Target Free Trade Zone

>Wally Raiders enter the walled Inhabitance Compound from the Raytheon DMZ

>Call in air support

>DocuSign NDA + Liability Waiver is sent via email

>Sign it hastily as McRPG flies into my home office

>AH64 with giant Gay Pride flags and KPMG Armed Consulting Services logos on the fuselage lays down a withering barrage of Hellfire missiles and 30mm cannon shells

>ADP app asks me if I consent to a 1-time payroll dedication of $484,931 or to pay it in installments over the next 24 pay periods

God I love living in the freest country on Earth

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If you wanted freedom you should have invested in more McMissles.

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