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Why so many women go into academia

A lotta dudes are aware by now that there's way more women going to college than men (!incels how many of you are uneducatedcels?) but dudes seek to be lacking an explanation. I've got it. Do you know what sucks? Being a Ms. Mr. and Mrs. are pretty cool, but Ms. just makes you seem like a bitter, lonely spinstress. Women aren't getting married anymore because men are trash and/or the Jews have deceived them so they're getting stuck with the title Ms. To avoid this terrible fate, they go into academia in order to get a doctorate so they can be Dr. instead of Ms. I think this is entirely relatable and understandable; when I die alone and have my corpse eaten by my various cats, I'd rather have my obituary say Dr. than Ms.

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Academia is essentially adult daycare and women are eternal children. :marseyindignant:

Sorry, I'm currently trying to put more emphasis on my -cel suffix.

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I wanted to stay in academia and do replication research for chemistry but there was no grants nor interest at all :marseychemistgenocide:

Now look at me :marseybateman:

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Aren't you corporatemaxxing rn?

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:marseyagree:

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The lack of funding for replication research in chemistry is honestly sad, I wonder when research based on unreplicated results will come back to us.

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Chemistry funding is beyond fricked and hopeless. Your only hope of getting money is if it's sponsored by a chemical manufacturer

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Everyone knows you've ascended to a level of thinking beyond misogyny or simping :marseyeyeroll:

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You're a wizard now, aren't you?

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I'm good until next year :marseywink:

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Do you need me to buy you a whore?

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I always thought you were in academia too

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I am and I'm an eternal child. Heck, I even look like a 16-year-old. :marseywhirlyhat:

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You're literally like me, but 8 years older. Except I'm still coping that women won't find me unmanly when I get older.:marseycope:

I'm also studying a field in which a PhD is practically a necessity, so I won't even make that much money unless I start Westmaxxing.:marseyitsover:

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