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Why so many women go into academia

A lotta dudes are aware by now that there's way more women going to college than men (!incels how many of you are uneducatedcels?) but dudes seek to be lacking an explanation. I've got it. Do you know what sucks? Being a Ms. Mr. and Mrs. are pretty cool, but Ms. just makes you seem like a bitter, lonely spinstress. Women aren't getting married anymore because men are trash and/or the Jews have deceived them so they're getting stuck with the title Ms. To avoid this terrible fate, they go into academia in order to get a doctorate so they can be Dr. instead of Ms. I think this is entirely relatable and understandable; when I die alone and have my corpse eaten by my various cats, I'd rather have my obituary say Dr. than Ms.

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Academia is essentially adult daycare and women are eternal children. :marseyindignant:

Sorry, I'm currently trying to put more emphasis on my -cel suffix.

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I wanted to stay in academia and do replication research for chemistry but there was no grants nor interest at all :marseychemistgenocide:

Now look at me :marseybateman:

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Aren't you corporatemaxxing rn?

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:marseyagree:

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The lack of funding for replication research in chemistry is honestly sad, I wonder when research based on unreplicated results will come back to us.

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Chemistry funding is beyond fricked and hopeless. Your only hope of getting money is if it's sponsored by a chemical manufacturer

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Everyone knows you've ascended to a level of thinking beyond misogyny or simping :marseyeyeroll:

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You're a wizard now, aren't you?

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I'm good until next year :marseywink:

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Do you need me to buy you a whore?

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I always thought you were in academia too

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I am and I'm an eternal child. Heck, I even look like a 16-year-old. :marseywhirlyhat:

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You're literally like me, but 8 years older. Except I'm still coping that women won't find me unmanly when I get older.:marseycope:

I'm also studying a field in which a PhD is practically a necessity, so I won't even make that much money unless I start Westmaxxing.:marseyitsover:

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>See a foid having a heart attack in the middle of Broadway

>Yell "Help! We need a doctor here! Is anybody a doctor?"

>Three brave New Yorkers step up. "I'm a doctor! How can I help?"

>They turn out to have doctorates in Philosophy, Gender Studies, and Music Theory

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I have a WSB version of this

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1694675657979049.webp

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Make a dramatard version with Garry Chess lmao

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Keynesian*

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Keynes? Keynes on what?

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>then a real doctor shows up and gets in the way to start asking people to trend troponins and what meds are they on while some 50 y/o latinx CNA lady who speaks broken english has already started CPR w/one hand and dialed 911 w/the other

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All three :marseydilbert: more useful than an education degree.

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1590 in SAT

Didn't go to college, wanted to join the Marines

Last moment my dad talked me out of it

Went to merchant marines, spent 2 years there

Came back, did a community college degree. (Didn't want to but it cost only ~20k in total so..)

I would rather kill myself than spend time doing nerd shit in a classroom

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Dumbass. Free tuition at a ton of places with 1590. Post salary.

Edit: ok, I take it back a bit. One of my friends with a 1590 dropped out because he realized his art / cog sci degree was worthless (valid), but still, just study business, CS, or mech-e.

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Current comp is ~130k at a mid tier (smaller side of mid) IB firm

Trying to increase that to 200k by the next 3 years (when I hit 30 :marseywall: )

Also I chose community college because it showed I had some post high school education but in 2 years I maybe attended class at the most 20 times.

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Jesus, it never began for associatesdegreecels. Imagine not JSmaxxing free TC boost.

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Imagine not finishing HS with an associates degree :marseygrad:

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My Dad was in the merchant navy.

Oil tankers.

He almost married a Filipino. Then I wouldn't exist and he would have died of AIDS years ago.

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He almost married a Filipino. Then I wouldn't exist and he would have died of AIDS years ago

Worse, you could have been a Hapa.

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>merchant navy

Cool it with the antisemitic remarks

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$20k FOR A COMMUNITY COLLEGE :marseymcwagie: DEGREE? HOW FRICKING :marseytom: STUPID :marseyfoidretard: ARE YOU?

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That's my two year cost with living, food everything ie if I started at 100k savings, after 2 years it was at 80k. I also worked while I was there.

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You made it sound :marseyhearnoevil: like tuition

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No It's because it's a fake email job lol

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:marseyindignantwoma#!n:

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#lazygirljob ftw

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We need to diversify and declonize titles. Throw in a supreme menstruator or gussy dominator title. Bitches will love that.

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!foidmoment thoughts?

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It's a little more than just a title.

It's no secret that all modern schooling institutions are feminine, it's been like this for some time now. Men also tend to perform more poorly, as it's not a curriculum built for them. It encourages the mental strengths, and physical behaviors of women instead. A more average intelligence, but good at reading up on information, think secretary.

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If you include humanities in the current year and soycial science, then yeah of course only womyn, bottoms, and cuck go into these fields.

For STEM womyn dominate biology and medicine but we are not seeing much womyn (womyn) are going to code.

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Brevity is the soul of wit.

That is both my submission and my advice for the spergs submitting wordswordswordswords thinking that long = good drama post

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So true Abhishek. That's why this post was wordswordswords instead of wordswordswordswords.

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>uneducatedcels

:marseysmirk: well, uh...

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Women :marseyharpooner: cant think. Academia requires robotic regurgitation of bs factoids. Why is my dish washer succeeding in a phd program? Because it's their programming.

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Not a foid but I went into academia because I was unhappy with my life and was hoping that getting a better understanding of the world would give me some meaning.

It didn't but at least I found something I like and can work with for subpar wage :marseyshrug:

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Current political climate is about plundering the public coffers and redirecting the money to women. Anything that creates make-work for women and keeps them from having children is a win for our political class. (This assumes that most of the research they do is worthless)

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Foids are conformist and incapable of individual thought. This is why the ((academic industrial complex)) appeals to them.

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It's always been about pronouns.

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Do foids really outnumber men in PhDs? I thought it was undergrad that has the huge disparity.

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