The top choices of lies that men tell women that infuriates women are:
1. Once he has a child, he'll be forced to grow up.
2. "The relationship will work if you just try harder!" from Long TDS sufferer /u/kittykowalski
3. "Women don't get along."
4. “I want a submissive gf/wife” he says when he can't even lead his own darn life || this one is from fauxmoi poster /u/ditovontease who has accumulated half a million karma in a few years by posting to subs like /r/30plusskincare and /r/AdvancedAstrology
5. “You'll want children one day” by /u/rosegoldfern who just posted a thread 30 minutes ago seething about age gaps, in between posts about Monster High dolls and children's television shows.
6. An actually valid one at #6 with “You don't like this sexual act because you haven't tried it with me yet." although this is invariably correct when it's said.
7. Whenever they try to tell me I'll end up living alone with only my cats for company like that's a bad thing 😂 B-word, that's what I aspire for my life || Basic literacy indicates that this is a true statement, as she literally says it is, so????
8. “I don't know how to use a washing machine you have to show me” which seems to be a constant refrain in TwoX threads to the point where I'm actually starting to believe that there are scrotes who say this? !fellas is this true?
9. Man with blue balls: “You have to help, it hurts!” || Also not a lie? Do the women misunderstand their own thread or am I out of touch and missing some slang here or
10. This is actually nowhere near as interesting or funny as I thought it would be and I realized that very quickly. But I need dramashekels for vaccines so I'd appreciate it a lot if you pretended this was a really good thread and upmarseyd it anyway please.
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What's wrong with that one? I mean we can argue about "a" vs "the", but I only know how my (and my parents') washing machine works. If I would use another one I would ask the owner.
I mean my parents have a complicated/shitty one. If you finished washing something at 90°C and then want to wash something else at 30°C you need to shut the washing machine off, put the control knob into neutral, then turn it on and then select the new program. You cannot turn it on and go from the 90°C program to the 30° one. Nothing will happen. Good luck figuring that one out.
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Washing mashines were designed for women. If u can't figure it out ur literally !r-slurs ed
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Holy frick you're r-slurred.
Absolutely the dumbest person on this site if you need to ask someone how to use the washing machine. Absolutely r-slurred.
!r-slurs this guy is one of yours.
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Excuse me, how r-slurred do you have to be for your tears to not comprehend the laws of gravity?
Is this how anti gravity engines work in UFO's.
Just 20 r-slurs of the alien race chained together whipped into crying 24/7?
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The numbers on the dial are different settings depending on the machine so how the heck would one know which to use without having the manual or having someone tell you (and don't reply with "read the menu on the machine" because most don't have that label)
FRICK YOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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!r-slurs I kneel. A new king has risen
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