The top choices of lies that men tell women that infuriates women are:
1. Once he has a child, he'll be forced to grow up.
2. "The relationship will work if you just try harder!" from Long TDS sufferer /u/kittykowalski
3. "Women don't get along."
4. “I want a submissive gf/wife” he says when he can't even lead his own darn life || this one is from fauxmoi poster /u/ditovontease who has accumulated half a million karma in a few years by posting to subs like /r/30plusskincare and /r/AdvancedAstrology
5. “You'll want children one day” by /u/rosegoldfern who just posted a thread 30 minutes ago seething about age gaps, in between posts about Monster High dolls and children's television shows.
6. An actually valid one at #6 with “You don't like this sexual act because you haven't tried it with me yet." although this is invariably correct when it's said.
7. Whenever they try to tell me I'll end up living alone with only my cats for company like that's a bad thing 😂 B-word, that's what I aspire for my life || Basic literacy indicates that this is a true statement, as she literally says it is, so????
8. “I don't know how to use a washing machine you have to show me” which seems to be a constant refrain in TwoX threads to the point where I'm actually starting to believe that there are scrotes who say this? !fellas is this true?
9. Man with blue balls: “You have to help, it hurts!” || Also not a lie? Do the women misunderstand their own thread or am I out of touch and missing some slang here or
10. This is actually nowhere near as interesting or funny as I thought it would be and I realized that very quickly. But I need dramashekels for vaccines so I'd appreciate it a lot if you pretended this was a really good thread and upmarseyd it anyway please.
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In mild defense of scrotes, (sigh) every washing machine manufacturer puts 20 fricking stupid buttons and inscrutable little pictograms on there. It's worse than microwaves, these companies are so desperate to differentiate their shitty suds-tub from every other shitty suds-tub on the market.
Just because you've used a dozen washing machines in your life before is no guarantee you know how to work mine: set it to "quick wash", push the button with an arrow to the right, then set the temperature, and only then can you press "start". If you get too eager and just put soap in and hit "start" it will beep at you, but that's the bad beep, and it will do absolutely nothing until you come back hours later, confused and enraged.
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How do you all have such r-slurred washing machines? I swear every one I've used has been far more straightforward. Even the fancy ones with a bunch of knobs are still pretty clear when they've started or not.
Microwaves are mostly r-slurred because none of the manufacturers can agree on basic functionality, like setting a timer. On mine you need to press "timer" then type the time in then press "timer" again (you CANNOT press "start" to start the timer). Why they couldn't make it so EITHER button starts it is beyond me, but I assume they're paying some shitty indian devs for the software and so they get shit software.
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This can even extend to stoves. Every stove in my life up until college turned completely off (timer and oven) when you pressed cancel. My one in college? Cancel only cancelled the timer, then you had to press and hold 'bake' again to turn off the stove.
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That is criminal jfc
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I've never had an electronic stove actually, always manual. Your just turn the knob to the temperature you want. When you're done, you turn it off.
It does mean you can't leave it unattended I guess (no timer) but then again I wouldn't want to leave my house while the oven literally has fire in it.
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why would you have to press a special button to do a timer?
that's the ONLY thing a microwave does lmao
I've always just typed the number and pressed strt????
all the other buttons are just for show
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For when I want a timer only, not heating anything up
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oh heck nah
wft
just use a phone??
now I'm even angrier
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I generally don't carry my phone around with me while I'm home. Why would I?
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Perfect
comparison. Refusing to learn 
the chicken 
and pop corn buttons is the same as refusing to learn 
the double no wrinkle delicate light 
wash button.
Both absolutely stupid.
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I always set an ultrafast 30 degrees (90 for you burgers) wash. If shit comes out dirty, I do it again.
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This is an r-slured woman take.
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if your washer has buttons instead of knobs and makes noises at you instead of doing its DARN JOB then that's your problem
idk I don't have much experience with washers from this new millenium
I turn the knob and pull, it does what it's supposed to do. everything's written out in plaintext.
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A real man would read the owner's manual.
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