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Women get themselves all hot and bothered as they spend 1000 comments furiously imagining men saying things that no one has ever said to them

https://old.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/178p0xf/whats_a_big_lie_commonly_spoken_to_women_by

								

								

The top choices of lies that men tell women that infuriates women are:

1. Once he has a child, he'll be forced to grow up.

2. "The relationship will work if you just try harder!" from Long TDS sufferer /u/kittykowalski

3. "Women don't get along."

4. “I want a submissive gf/wife” he says when he can't even lead his own darn life || this one is from fauxmoi poster /u/ditovontease who has accumulated half a million karma in a few years by posting to subs like /r/30plusskincare and /r/AdvancedAstrology

5. “You'll want children one day” by /u/rosegoldfern who just posted a thread 30 minutes ago seething about age gaps, in between posts about Monster High dolls and children's television shows.

6. An actually valid one at #6 with “You don't like this sexual act because you haven't tried it with me yet." although this is invariably correct when it's said.

7. Whenever they try to tell me I'll end up living alone with only my cats for company like that's a bad thing 😂 B-word, that's what I aspire for my life || Basic literacy indicates that this is a true statement, as she literally says it is, so????

8. “I don't know how to use a washing machine you have to show me” which seems to be a constant refrain in TwoX threads to the point where I'm actually starting to believe that there are scrotes who say this? !fellas is this true?

9. Man with blue balls: “You have to help, it hurts!” || Also not a lie? Do the women misunderstand their own thread or am I out of touch and missing some slang here or

10. This is actually nowhere near as interesting or funny as I thought it would be and I realized that very quickly. But I need dramashekels for vaccines so I'd appreciate it a lot if you pretended this was a really good thread and upmarseyd it anyway please.


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It never ceases to amaze me how many people don't understand why sports are segregated by s*x. I know they might not have been in a fight or exercised a day in their lives, but come on...

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Wrong. Sports should have never been segregated by s*x. It would have been a reminder to all foids every 4 years as to why men are in charge which would have been very useful this past century.

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This is the only intelligent take ive seen you have :marseyblowkiss:

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It's dogma for many stupid progressives that people are the same if we strip out racism, sexism, etc

The fact that s*x matters for strenght is impossible to square with this, so some will just close their eyes to the fact. (That or they never played sports)

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Even so, don't they ever tussle with a girl? Literally just play fighting with a female friend? You have to be really gentle, who doesn't learn that by age five?

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i would never interact with a woman

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Whenever I hit a woman with something I try it on myself first and then scale it back about 50 percent

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I don't

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Chess is also segregated by s*x because men are also smarter than women.

Men do it all :gigachad4:

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Men are smarter and dumber at the same time

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It always come back to that old chestnut. Any time a woman argues about physical strength between sexes, show them this. https://i.rdrama.net/images/16974966176025927.webp

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>that one motherlover with 180kg grip strength

:marseysweating:

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>that one manlet with 20kg grip strength

:marseyxd:

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:marseypooner:

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:marseydisabledgenocide:

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:marseyme: :marseyfemboy:

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:marsey#rain:

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My bf is my height and weighs less and I can confirm he is frighteningly strong compared to me

Not sure if :marseychonkerfoid: or :marseychadfoid: or :marseyliathomas:

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You can be sure because it's reddit. :marseychtorrr2:

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Men aren't even bigger than women. I've met 6'2'' women and 5'2'' men. But I guess according to these people I must have been hallucinating.

This is how these people interpret reality btw

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This very person has undoubtedly accused others of fallacious thinking.

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it's interesting that redditors will freely admit this but try to suggest testosterone has an effect on the brain and competitive non physical activities and they will :marseylaptopangry2:

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This is dangerous information. I've noticed (as a teachercel) that a lot of incoming freshmen girls believe that men and women are of equal strength and the boys pretend that it's true. Every time I mention to students, “men are stronger than women” the girls freak out and the boys silently or reluctantly nod.

Afterwards I usually tell them women live longer and men are responsible for 99% of violent crimes and it all works itself out.

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