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Schitzo :marseyfoidretard: Hallucinates a Man Jerking Off. Blames Men.

https://old.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/17lmi70/men_noticing_things

My husband and I went out to a concert in our city. Took an Uber and as soon as we exited the car I noticed a man laying on the sidewalk about 20 feet up from us, against a retaining wall. It was dark but I could clearly see him laying on his back stroking his peepee. Just right there in the night air.

:marseyinve#stigate:

It made me so envious of men and their ability to be so oblivious to their surroundings. We were downtown in a large city at night— to me this means head on a swivel, be alert, and make sure you look alert and not like a target.

:#marseyfoidretard:

So my question is this: What is your inner monologue when out and about? And what is your partners? Are men really oblivious most of the time or did I just get two examples of it in one night as a coincidence?

:marseyxd#:

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"what's the biggest problem in your life"

"Some homeless dude was in the middle of jerking off when I came around the corner instead of in the comfort of his own home and my husband didn't stare at him long enough to notice"

Truly a tragedy, the west has fallen

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>Grocery stores have given me panic attacks. It's just a sensory overload. And then, yeah, you have people oblivious with giant carts. I shop at Aldi or online. Aldi has no music and is smaller, less sensory overload.

These people need a maid :marseymaid4:

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>What is your inner monologue when out and about?

Tricky question :marseybeanblack: to ask women

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woman's inner monologue:

:#marseyinvisible:

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woman's inner monologue:

1. peepee/fortune ratio comparison

2. repeat

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Daily reminder that twox fails the bechdel test.

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Foids: “Stupid scrotes, why can't they notice better?” :marseynails:

Foids: “Wait no, not like that” :npcangry:

Trans lives matter more than foidal lives.

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lmbo

>The only men I personally know who are actually super alert like that are ones who have been in the military and been deployed. :marseywomanmoment2:

>Exactly this! A regular woman is as alert, if not more so, than combat-trained men. :marseyfoidretard:

>I also know gay and trans men who are that aware :marseytransattentionseeker:

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