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If you're really not an abuser then why do you have a problem with her putting together an abuser escape bag hmm sweaty
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My go bag contains half a pack of cigarettes, an 8 ball, 10 grand in euros and 5 grand in greenbacks. Is that right, reddit?
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They'll get stale in half a pack, just buy a fresh one and keep the cellophane on
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or just stop living like it's the 1700s and join the rest of us in the present by getting a vape.
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You can't do a cool Hunter S Thompson type manic unplanned road trip with a vape
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t. homosexual
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whats a thomosexual
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YOU
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YOU SON OF A B-WORD
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mike tyson is a thomosexual!?
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I'm a Lucky's guy
(When I rarely smoke)
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vapes give you cancer, though
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false
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I should probably add a clean pair of underwear and a toothbrush too, huh?
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You don't need underwear where we're going
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True story I wore no underware untill the crotch goblin scrote got old
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Nah you can use the cash for gambling and get unlimited funds
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Liar
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Smh smells like "quitter" up in here. Only soft goomblers stop before they make fat stacks
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!slots10000
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Would flip the euro and greenback figures around, maybe some more ciggs, but you've got the right idea for in case the bacon narwhals.
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Schizo assimilates* (INTO SOREN 
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In retrospect im really not sure why i didnt leave this site during that time. That was "faces of atheism" levels of embarrassing metacute twinkry
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Frickin tell me about it. That schizo cute twink was spamming the front page everyday with blogposts and appending schizo as a prefix to everything, as if his reddit phrase wasn't cringey enough
And these creatures have existed way before rdrama. All they do is hang out in their groomercords and then they think we'd actually give a shit about
drama 
caused by their online friendship simulator shenanigans.
And they only ever come out of the woodwork when pinged by their buttbuddies or in each other's front page blogposts. Or whenever there's some gay butt event/contest
They don't bother using this site for what it's intended for
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Yeah.
He was the first account i blocked because it wasnt even entertaining or bait, it was just spam. Literally the "jokes on them, i was only pretending to be r-slurred".
Groomercordstrags should get the rope, its all just tedious boring bullshit. Even when theres some amount of real drama like the Ted_simp sexcapade, its not even entertaining because its utter nobodies that dont matter and mean nothing to me. Theres r-slurs in weird love traingles every day. I dont care about some chinese ching who loves chang but chang also fricks peng. Even if it ends up dramatic, its boring personal drama from random nobodies. Wake me when chang shoots up a school or stomps on an ant nest or whatever the chink equivalent of a mutt school shooting is.
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jesus christ man sorry
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It should be a magic 8 ball so you can ask it questions on what to do next
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8ball should I snort you?
The 8-Ball Says: Cannot predict now.
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Crushing it into fine powder would probably hurt it's feelings
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The problem with keeping drugs in your emergency stash is you're constantly tempted to define down "emergencies".
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What always gets me is "It's not an emergency right now, but what if I feel really bad in 2 hours? Better start drinking now just to be on the safe side."
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I'd put the cigarettes in a plastic bag otherwise they'll get ruined when you put them up your butthole
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um...why just bring an 8 ball? you can't play pool with a single ball, dingus!
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What sort of gat you packin sista
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None. I live in a eurocuck country where I can't even get a cute millennial pink beretta.
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But it's a fair trade for being safe from violent moid weirdos. Wielding a knife effectively takes training and discipline, and if they had those things, they'd probably have a life.
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Violently r-slurred moids are everywhere. I'm just r-slurred, choose me instead sweaty.
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The only thing you need to kill with a knife is a knife and the will.
The vast majority of people in the west are too domesticated and peaceful to lose all reatraint in order to defend themselves, even moreso for legacy holes. Theyre just victims against someone who has the power of will to utterly destroy and eliminate someone.
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keep yourself safe
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You can however buy an Ender3 and become ungovernable
Or just buy a Serbian Tokarev. Protip- you can get one of these by identifying any group squatting, smoking men wearing leather jackets, tracksuit pants, pointy shoes, and drinking mysterious liquor at a playground during work hours on a weekday
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Imagine not just actually going to the store for cigarettes when you "go to the store for cigarettes'"
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Lose the euros (you can just buy potty paper with the real money) to make room for your AR-15.
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You just need 16 passports and you'll be jason bourne
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A very Warren Zevonesque setup tbh
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