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If you're really not an abuser then why do you have a problem with her putting together an abuser escape bag hmm sweaty
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My go bag contains half a pack of cigarettes, an 8 ball, 10 grand in euros and 5 grand in greenbacks. Is that right, reddit?
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They'll get stale in half a pack, just buy a fresh one and keep the cellophane on
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I should probably add a clean pair of underwear and a toothbrush too, huh?
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You don't need underwear where we're going
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True story I wore no underware untill the crotch goblin scrote got old
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Nah you can use the cash for gambling and get unlimited funds
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Liar
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Smh smells like "quitter" up in here. Only soft goomblers stop before they make fat stacks
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!slots10000
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or just stop living like it's the 1700s and join the rest of us in the present by getting a vape.
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t. homosexual
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whats a thomosexual
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YOU
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YOU SON OF A B-WORD
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mike tyson is a thomosexual!?
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I'm a Lucky's guy
(When I rarely smoke)
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vapes give you cancer, though
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false
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You can't do a cool Hunter S Thompson type manic unplanned road trip with a vape
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Would flip the euro and greenback figures around, maybe some more ciggs, but you've got the right idea for in case the bacon narwhals.
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Schizo assimilates* (INTO SOREN 
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In retrospect im really not sure why i didnt leave this site during that time. That was "faces of atheism" levels of embarrassing metacute twinkry
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Frickin tell me about it. That schizo cute twink was spamming the front page everyday with blogposts and appending schizo as a prefix to everything, as if his reddit phrase wasn't cringey enough
And these creatures have existed way before rdrama. All they do is hang out in their groomercords and then they think we'd actually give a shit about
drama 
caused by their online friendship simulator shenanigans.
And they only ever come out of the woodwork when pinged by their buttbuddies or in each other's front page blogposts. Or whenever there's some gay butt event/contest
They don't bother using this site for what it's intended for
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Yeah.
He was the first account i blocked because it wasnt even entertaining or bait, it was just spam. Literally the "jokes on them, i was only pretending to be r-slurred".
Groomercordstrags should get the rope, its all just tedious boring bullshit. Even when theres some amount of real drama like the Ted_simp sexcapade, its not even entertaining because its utter nobodies that dont matter and mean nothing to me. Theres r-slurs in weird love traingles every day. I dont care about some chinese ching who loves chang but chang also fricks peng. Even if it ends up dramatic, its boring personal drama from random nobodies. Wake me when chang shoots up a school or stomps on an ant nest or whatever the chink equivalent of a mutt school shooting is.
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jesus christ man sorry
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It should be a magic 8 ball so you can ask it questions on what to do next
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8ball should I snort you?
The 8-Ball Says: Cannot predict now.
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Crushing it into fine powder would probably hurt it's feelings
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The problem with keeping drugs in your emergency stash is you're constantly tempted to define down "emergencies".
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What always gets me is "It's not an emergency right now, but what if I feel really bad in 2 hours? Better start drinking now just to be on the safe side."
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I'd put the cigarettes in a plastic bag otherwise they'll get ruined when you put them up your butthole
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um...why just bring an 8 ball? you can't play pool with a single ball, dingus!
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What sort of gat you packin sista
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None. I live in a eurocuck country where I can't even get a cute millennial pink beretta.
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But it's a fair trade for being safe from violent moid weirdos. Wielding a knife effectively takes training and discipline, and if they had those things, they'd probably have a life.
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Violently r-slurred moids are everywhere. I'm just r-slurred, choose me instead sweaty.
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The only thing you need to kill with a knife is a knife and the will.
The vast majority of people in the west are too domesticated and peaceful to lose all reatraint in order to defend themselves, even moreso for legacy holes. Theyre just victims against someone who has the power of will to utterly destroy and eliminate someone.
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keep yourself safe
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You can however buy an Ender3 and become ungovernable
Or just buy a Serbian Tokarev. Protip- you can get one of these by identifying any group squatting, smoking men wearing leather jackets, tracksuit pants, pointy shoes, and drinking mysterious liquor at a playground during work hours on a weekday
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Imagine not just actually going to the store for cigarettes when you "go to the store for cigarettes'"
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Lose the euros (you can just buy potty paper with the real money) to make room for your AR-15.
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You just need 16 passports and you'll be jason bourne
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A very Warren Zevonesque setup tbh
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jfc this is like "it takes most people 7 diet attempts before it takes. dieting is incredibly hard."
Unless you're fricking chained up or something, just leave when he's not around. You'll get a several-hour head start.
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The standard for abuse is so low now that even being mean sometimes is considered abusive. And this isn't to denigrate women who do get hit but like, your man knocks you around a few times, he's not going to fricking chain you up or kill you if you try to leave, he's just a piece of shit with anger issues not a maniac who wants to spend life in prison. You can literally leave when he's right there if you want. Nothing is going to happen.
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Unfortunately 90% of female knowledge comes from watching true crime, so they assume the extremes like homicide and school shootings are the norm.
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True crime did to foids' brains what our parents believed video game would do to ours
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True crime is to bio foids what weebshit is to scrotes.
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Also their porn lmao, have you ever read erotica? Half of it is about being kidnapped, tied up and physically abused/r*ped except its by a hot billionaire so it's sexy.
The obsession with the idea that they'll be trapped and abused/r*ped is just foid pornsickness.
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tbh I can see the logic of not wanting to do it with him around. Like assuming the woman doesn't regularly exercise and the man isn't a literal blob, he can 100% hurt/kill her if he wants to. He overwhelmingly likely won't because there are consequences but he has that power.
But he's going to leave the house at some point. He'll go to work, visit a friend, go to the store, go to a bar, SOMETHING. You can just leave then and there's a literal 0% chance he'll kill you in the act because he's literally not fricking present.
I do agree that the particular stat there is largely a result of dramatically broadening the definition of "abuse" and is almost certainly self-reported ie. full of shit. Just like the "1/4 of all women in college are r*ped" stat people toss around.
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Oh absolutely, ghosting is the right thing to do in that situation just out of sheer pragmatism and you're obviously better safe than sorry. But it's not like you need this secret bag and to slip away only when he's going to be out of the house for 8 hours or you'll LITERALLY DIE like all these true crime r-slurs are convinced will happen.
Any remotely sane household dynamic - which is virtually all of them, physically abusive or otherwise - is going to have you able to leave the house for a real or imagined reason at any time anyway. "I'm gonna go pick up some milk" or whatever it is perfectly expected and if all you need to
escape
is a grand and some tampons, you probably have that in your purse anyway? Which you take everywhere??
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Beta cuck
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Nobody reads up on the actual laws, the court system and what a rabbit hole it is. Telling your wife "No, we can't afford to go to Europe this year, stop trying to waste our money, we're saving for a house" constitutes as domestic abuse because it's "financial abuse". Pretty much any argument over money can be construed that way.
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there are people in the thread calling the fake man in the story abusive because he wants to leave his fake wife lol
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A woman needs to know when to shut up
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You forget the fact that redditors have systematically cut all their family out of their lives because they said something mean 10 years ago and all of their friendships are purely online so they have legitimately nowhere to go. Makes sense if you take that into consideration
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Why would you need to worry about having to leave if you have nothing to lose?
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They don't get caught or anything. They just start to feel bad and go back to him.
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Unironically this:
It's not women's fault they're more in love with men who beat them
Paleofoid and trans lives matter.
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Also that's a fake unsourced statistic that propagates through one feminist article to another like herpes.
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found the incel
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incredibly naive response
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It's just r-slurred. From another comment:
But if that actually happened... is he really gonna be like "oh yeah you can take this go bag with you tho take care!" Like if he didn't give her the chance to put clothes on and destroyed her phone so we couldn't call anyone, why the frick would he let her take a bag with her?
It makes no fricking sense.
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She was cheating and he checked her phone while she was in the shower. Explains everything, but she won't tell you that part
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She was fricking someone and he walked in on it before the panties came off lol
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The insidious nature of abusers means that they'll manipulate you to want to stay with them. She doesn't have a choice anymore once he's in her head. Women need to be educated early on this if you want them to even stand a chance
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The bag or lack thereof has nothing at all to do with it. It's "incredibly hard" because women stay with people who abuse them for reasons I just don't understand. I can only attribute it to some irreconciliable psychological difference between the sexes that as a male I am fundamentally incapable of truly grasping.
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Did this happen when they were 8?
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Do women ever actually age more than that?
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If they're actually being abused, they care pretty much not at all as long as they get social victim points. Truly the meme gender
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Lmao
Brutal mogging
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Only if you ignore the impact that follow rates will have. When these are taken into account
@Allende actually has a higher upmarsey to follower ratio. Not like you would understand concepts like "per capita" though.
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Thanks king
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You literally just COPIED THE REDDIT TITLE
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Most literate fish.
I discussed his edit and included it in my title.
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This kills the longposting cute twink
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I would kick her out so quickly lmao
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Hey honey, I was thinking and it's actually really good that you've got that bag now
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Go get that bag queen
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You need a woman to do that to first.
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I have
@Losercel, dont need anyone else
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