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Domnhall of/Zena Troglodyte Maxxer 11mo ago (reddit.com) 1,864 thread views #246691

Maybe the reason that I've never had a boyfriend and don't have friends irl is because I've been overestimating my looks this entire time. : r/ForeverAloneWomen

https://old.reddit.com/r/ForeverAloneWomen/comments/1ap4jr6/maybe_the_reason_that_ive_never_had_a_boyfriend/

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Zuzie 11mo ago #5961831 Edited 11mo ago

@JimieWhales when you're picking from the quality here I imagine the anonymity really helps you to maintain the fantasy that this is attention you want :marseyxd:

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JimieWhales she/bitch An educated, strictly organic, ortho molecular aware patriotic princess. America 11mo ago #5961878

Don't you take this away from me! :marseypearlclutch2:

When @AverageBen10Enjoyer tells me he isn't Timothée Chalamet's shitposting account I know he's only playing coy because there's a lot of crazy stalker girls out there but they don't love him like I do.

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JimieWhales 11mo ago #5962039

If you want twinks can't you find them irl? I mean as a foid all you need to do is provide s*x and cook and some guy out there will put up with you :marseyshrug:

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JimieWhales she/bitch An educated, strictly organic, ortho molecular aware patriotic princess. America 11mo ago #5962074 Edited 11mo ago

I'm holding out for true love. :!marseysad:

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Slavsquatting Chiki/Briki :!marseytedsimp3:

JimieWhales 11mo ago #5962108

You don't want simps in that case, you want a too-good-to-be-true love bomber who just disappears in the middle of the night a few weeks into the relationship.

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JimieWhales she/bitch An educated, strictly organic, ortho molecular aware patriotic princess. Slavsquatting 11mo ago #5962177

This, but unironically. :marseydeadinside:

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JimieWhales 11mo ago #5962364

You know Jimie… I've had my struggles in the past but reading your posts just makes all of that fall away and gives me the most blissful feeling, like I'm a man reborn, able to do anything and build any kind of life I want with whoever will have me :marseyshy4:

I don't say these things lightly and certainly not to every online girl, but in all aspects I can make out, you are a radiant, almost divine woman who deserves all the best things that fraudulently opened credit cards can buy.

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JimieWhales she/bitch An educated, strictly organic, ortho molecular aware patriotic princess. Slavsquatting 11mo ago #5962724

You want to hear something really sad? I know this website is all fake lies and I'm pretty good at not being emotionally affected by anything on the internet, but when I first read this post in my notifs I unironically flushed and felt excited and happy.

>posting my own :marseyl:

:#marseyropeyourselfmirror:

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Slavsquatting Chiki/Briki :!marseytedsimp3:

JimieWhales 11mo ago #5962766

It's ok, I've mentally ravished every woman aged 18-50 who goes to my gym and take every glance in my direction (conveniently also where the mirrors are) as a declaration of their undying devotion and insatiable lust.

:#marseymoidmoment:

But back to our star-fated liaison… that flushed excitement you felt was destiny screaming in your face. Only the most deserving and special women have the sensual fingers of fate run over them, caressing and leading them in the direction of their soulmate… who you should totally let move into your apartment right now without questioning his lack of rental history or identifying documents.