I never knew this was her comic, but she's great! I'm going to only post the watermarked version from here on out.
One of my most popular cartoons (which had the watermark removed by some butthole at some point- not sure who- but luckily my “art” style is bad and distinctive enough that everyone still knows I made it) depicts a phenomenon that I've long believed to be true: the nerds are having better s*x than the cool kids:
I noticed this back when I was on Reddit. Reliably, you can go to /r/s*x for “questions” that are actually thinly-veiled brags by people who, in my estimation, recently realized that they are able to have s*x and are extremely excited about it.
I lost my virginity at fifteen. Not endorsing this, by the way, in hindsight I think it was a bad experience that was psychologically damaging, but anyway…I was very proud of it. I knew that most girls my age had not had s*x, and I felt that being a non-virgin made me special. I mean, I had suddenly entered a club that included both Hillary Clinton and Britney Spears. What could be more exciting? I would regale my virgin friends with pseudo “concerns” like “Hey guys, after having s*x do you ever feel like your legs kind of ache? Oh, just me? Weird!”
/r/S*x is a bit like this. Every day someone will post something like “Is it normal that I LOVE going down on my girlfriend more than I enjoy penetrative s*x?” or “My boyfriend made me c*m 15 times yesterday…is this normal? Should I go to the ER?” At first I found it irritating, but then I realized I don't even subscribe to that subreddit and never did, I was going there specifically to read these posts for whatever reason, and ultimately it was easy to ignore them if I found them tiresome.
But it got me thinking.
Reddit is for nerds (generally.) These nerds are posting about a lot of wacky s*x they're having. It's easy to dismiss these stories as fake (and I'm sure some of them are, I would know a thing or two about fake Reddit posts) but I also think a decent amount of them are real. Because there is nothing about being a nerd that makes you less sexual. Liking dungeons and dragons does not make you impotent. Being an annoying girl who wears cat ears and talks like an anime character doesn't cause vaginal dryness. The nerds are having s*x.
This seems incomprehensible to some because nerds are typically late bloomers. You don't see a lot of nerds losing their virginities before the age of 18, and I would argue many of them don't until college or later. I remember playing a game of “never have I ever” with some nerds in college, wondering why all the prompts were “never have I ever been to Minnesota” or “never have I ever seen a Komodo dragon in person” and it dawning on me that everyone playing the game was a virgin (perhaps even a third base virgin), despite being over the age of twenty...
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I thought that meme was made by a chud making fun of disgusting ugly degenerate soys. But the creator thought it was a thoughtful critique in defense of the soys?
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Well, she's right that the nerds are having hotter kinkier s*x. The chuds are right that most of the nerds are disgusting uggos whom you wouldn't want to have s*x with in the first place. However, the Venn diagram overlap between "ugly" and "nerdy" is not a complete circle which means that there is a small subset of hot nerds (I'm one of them) kinky enough to totally rock your world in the bedroom.
That's why it's still worth searching nerdy hangouts (like rdrama) for dating prospects. You don't have to get lucky every time to find a good romantic partner, you just have to get lucky once. It's like a lottery but the tickets are free because it seldom costs you anything to talk to somebody, so if you keep putting in the effort eventually you'll get some successes
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I don't think "kinky" s*x is anything to brag about. You shouldn't need to have one leg in a bear trap and to be wearing nipple clamps to coom. You should just be having s*x like normal people and then going about your life.
BDSM tards literally think they're avant garde and special for their behavior, when nobody cares at best or looks upon it with contempt at worst. The normal people I know that on occasion talk about swingers don't make out they're cool for it, they shake their head at the fact people take risks with their relationship just to c*m more, or are disgusted.
Kink shit is
as well. Ask yourself, what sort of person needs an exaggerated caricature of a scenario or concept represented to him to get off? What sort of person gets pathologically fixated on the weirdest things? 
s of course. Whether it's exaggerated dominance through leather and whips, exaggerated racial fixation ( 
@BWC) or whatever.
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Neat bait you made here new friend
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Vanilla !chuds this is your new Messiah
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That's a lot of words - but the orgasms from kinky s*x are better than from vanilla s*x, so who cares about any of that stuff you said?
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How would you know? You've never nutted deep inside a girl who loves you as much as you love her and fallen asleep in each other's arms.
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Darn bb I don't think he can recover from this
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He had a great ex wife and a loving relationship before he murdered her.
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In other words, you can't get it up unless you're simultaneously LARPing?
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No, I just have more fun when I'm LARPing
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Hit em with a lightning bolt to really spice things up
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It's called a Violet Wand, but sure
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The best orgasms come from a gooncave thoughbeit.
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Pick one
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Hey man, if I want to date somebody who handcuffs herself to the bed in lingerie and likes to be slapped while I frick her, that's entirely my prerogative and I will not be kink-shamed for it!
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I need to find a foid that will handcuff herself to the bed so i can just leave her there handcuffed to the bed. Can you even get in trouble for that?
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There should be a s*x-hater badge instead of a s*x-haver badge just for people like you
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I don't hate s*x. While it is disgusting, degenerate behavior, its still necessary for producing offspring
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They're too ugly to get off to normal stuff with each other
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95% of the time you're right. That's why I usually don't bother going to kink events anymore; because most of the people there are ugly as frick.
But 5% of the time you're wrong, they're hotties who just like getting freaky
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I went to a nudist colony while I was traveling out-of-state once. I wish I'd brought some booze. Nothing worth seeing or doing there. Did get a fantastic full-body tan, though.
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It do be like that
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fakecels. nerd is not an aesthetic you frickin horndog.
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This but unironically
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No, I read it as making fun of redditors being all
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This wtf, I thought I was using it in good faith with the authors intent, now I'm using it in bad faith…
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Heckin bad faith poster.
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