https://old.reddit.com/r/ftm/comments/1ioyucn/i_just_blacked_out_and_ate_a_whole_rotisserie/
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Pooner eats an entire rotisserie chicken 
and gets hard.
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Where tf do they live that they can
out but not buy a vibrator
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colombia
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Female hands wrote this.
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This might be THE most female-coded post of all time.
/u/mit_owo Enough of your charades you silly little girl. The truth is obvious for all to see. You will never be a boy, much less a man. Stop hurting yourself and the people around you.
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hands with knuckle dimples
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How is this the top comment? What is wrong with zoomers?
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Dude bro. Radical!
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Which is especially funny because they talk almost exclusively like Californians. Which I assume is because they don't actually talk to men so they just copy what they see on TV as "dudely".
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broooooooooooo
my peepee's so hard what about yours brooooo broooooo mah peepee broooooooooooooooo
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/u/mit_owo
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Least moon faced FTM
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Better picture here
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fits-been-almost-2-months-without-guan%25C3%25A1bana-v0-8zadkt44x9ce1.jpg%3Fwidth%3D2944%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D1d18ee0c2bd3c28b5f17d1e8b2e3a382dccf694e
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Pooners have pretty huge phenotypic advantage compared to the Gorlack girls but jfc they're instantly clockable the moment they open their mouths and opine on literally any topic.
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foidbrain is a lifelong incurable condition
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wrong chud, pooners look and act just as manly as AMABs. Case and point
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About as masculine as Ben Shapiro hehe
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Except any manliness that you might attribute to
is actually not manliness, butt toxic masculinity 
!slots101
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It's the eyes, it's always the eyes. They're always the most soft dewy-eyed looking motherlovers.
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omg so masculine!
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As a man, it's true that I do go into animalistic chicken hunger s*x crazes, like an over the top racist caricature of a black man
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if you do not get hard just from eating meat you are a fake man
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Sure but get hard for a brisket or something, not a rotisserie chicken.
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Man I used to do that when I was 24 and lifting heavy. I'd go to work, eat an entire chicken for lunch, then go lift after my shift ended. My coworkers thought I was psychotic (which is true).
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Congrats on your transition!
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Thanks king. Sadly the fascist establishment won't give me T to support my MtAM transition.
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I wish I could just make them in my bathtub
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Don't pooners need like a little contraption to get hard
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This pooner has only been on T a month, so she's talking about her clit.
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Inflation pumps are for phallostrags. Boyclits can certainly get hard on their own however.
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ALL of these words are cope.
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They dont have peepeees to get hard
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Yes they do they have ersatz frankenstein peepees made out of other flesh and use a little rube goldberg machine to make it erect
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Yeah thats not a peepee, thats just manmade horrors
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@YappingCat don't care r-slur @YappingCat is not talking about whether @YappingCat agree with it or not @YappingCat is talking about the mechanics of
erections. You will be punished for wasting @YappingCat's time with dumb replies
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"I wondered if I had catched something in college"
Wow, so glad for people like this, the educated elite who will lead the nation to the promised land.
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I can't imagine a more feminine group of words put to paper
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as a cis man, this is definitely relatable
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I once got a boner (and chest pain) after eating a McGangbang
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Edit: Guys this post made it to some weird site where men are talking about crushing our skulls because of this post.
Sigh "not all men"
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Sounds like a Friday
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