Weekly "What are you Rolling?" Thread

I'm glad you asked!

It's online and not super plot-centric, so I have a bunch of players and operate under the assumption I'll never be able to get more than 75% of them to show up to any given session.

Lesser aasimar cleric 5, Karrnathi worshipper of the Blood of Vol. He's an aasimar because he was born while Irian was coterminous.

Human fighter 6/rogue 5, Stormreach native master hunter. Uses a repeating heavy crossbow because he's a badass.

Dwarf fighter 6/exotic weapons master 3/dwarven defender 2. Uses a spiked chain because he's a badass.

Dwarf rogue 3/silver key 3. He's a Kundarak who's on bad terms with the family and is out adventuring in order to make his own independent wealth. He has an NPC companion I will describe next.

Blue (psychic goblin subrace) weretoad with no class (he uses exclusively toad hit dice). An abomination against God that I will try to kill before he has enough toad HD to swallow people whole.

Lizardman 3, only racial hit dice so far. Planning on going into monk next level.

Human barbarian 4/fighter 2/frenzied berserker 1. Aundarian veteran who fled to Xen'drik to avoid being hung for his genocide campaign against gnomes during the Last War. He has two NPC companions I will describe next.

Human soldier (homebrew class for the campaign) 5/psychic warrior 1. A Cyran war criminal who was a highwayman in the Mournland before being reverse-kidnapped by the barbarian and pressed into service. Possessed by a quori after drawing the Flames card from the Deck of Many things. None of the PCs know this.

Yuan-ti pureblood 6, only racial hit dice so far. Planning on going into fighter next level. The sole female party member, pressed into s*x slavery by the barbarian after he saved her from a swarm of scorpions.

Half-elf paladin 5/gray guard 1. Thranish worshipper of the Silver Flame, currently dead. Going to be revived at the start of tonight's session, as the last session was spent tracking down a valuable enough diamond to use as the material component for Raise Dead.

There's a pretty big graveyard folder of dead characters, and two characters currently imprisoned within the Lair of the Keeper via the Deck of Many Things.

I use "artifact' in the same sense a museum does, most are nonmagical.