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Which Clan are you?

Every few months I start obsessively reading Vampire: the Masquerade sourcebooks. Now you get to partake in my autism!

Are you?

If you want more info on any given clan I am more than happy to :marseywords: about them.

!poll_voters answer please :marseybegging:

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Tzimiszce's clan weakness is just sleeping with two handfuls of earth from their homeland. You don't have to exist in the Carpathians.

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If you aren't bound to Kupala, you aren't a real Tzimisce.

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This conversation is making me feel like a massive dork.

That said, if you have Vicissitude, you aren't a real Tzimisce. You're just a diseased blood bag.

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SO TRUE

Ignore the fact that our founder uses it.

Those Sabbat neonates are ruining our reputation! Now if you'll excuse me, I need to sacrifice 10 more virgins to Kupala to meet my daily quota.

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Tzimisce was diseased too. Why else did it wind up in the New York sewers?

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Samiel put him down there after his butt-kicking of epic proportions.

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You can't trust anything a Salubri infernalist says. :marseyaleistercrowley:

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You know what's funny? The Salubri go on and on about how evil the Tremere are and how their genocide was a terrible thing. In the appendix of V20 Dark Ages, there's a few pages on the "what-if" scenario if the Salubri managed to maintain considerable numbers into the modern day. The end result? The Salubri lead the Sabbat, and the Malkavians defect from the Camarilla to join them.

I found this very surprising, not because the Salubri lead the Sabbat, but because the Malkavians leave the Camarilla. I personally believe that were the Ventrue to fall or defect, the Malkavians would take leadership of the Camarilla.

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I haven't read very much of the v20 stuff but that sounds reasonably plausible. They never were much into hiding what they were before the killings and then the inquisition. And they'd definitely see themselves as righteous. I'd need to hear the justification for the Malkavians leaving though. They're pretty big heat magnets with regards to hunters and unless the Sabbat is dominant, it doesn't make a lot of sense for them. Maybe the Gangrel but not the Malkavians.

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You will never be a real Tzimisce, you aren't bound to Kupala, you have no land, you have no castle, you have no feudal feifdom, beyond your back other Tzimisce mock your attempts at Vicissitude, you will always be human and the path of metamorphosis is closed to you

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You will never be a real Tzimisce, you aren't bound to Kupala, you have no land, you have no Cathedral of Flesh, you have no revenant slaves, beyond your back other Tzimisce mock your attempts at Vicissitude, you will always be human and the path of metamorphosis is closed to you

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It took ten minutes on the wiki to get my post together, I didn't even know these neighbor exist beyond Vlad the Impaler in the Bloodlines

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Fifth changed it to a physical domain, a group of people ,or organization.

They also now have a Compulsion to own something in the scene

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