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My sorcerer in BG3 basically casts scorching rays from his peepee while flying but he can't take one little gnoll bite
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Is there
a way to do online 
DnD?
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Ye some nerds do the tabletop simulator thing and there's 100 variants that all requires different levels of setup
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I like the concept of DND but I dread dealing with the autists that play them
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You can find nonautists but it requires some effort, "mature" (age not NSFW, be careful not to accidentally into a coomfest) groups can be ok
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Don't play dnd then, play something like Delta Green or do some other sect of omega autism like battletech
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I have no idea what that is but it sounds like more autism
than “mainstream” dnd
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Delta Green is basically table top x-files, you're feds (usually) fighting eldritch abominations with rules similar to call of cthulu
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Delta Green is less autism, battletech is more autism.
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Mainstream D&D is closely tied to this weird zoommillenial theatre-kid-nerd culture. Systems that aren't D&D usually have players who are more literally neurodivergent, but more normal, if that makes sense.
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West of House
You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.
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My level 2 Sorcerer puts his peepee
in the mailbox
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Mailbox is a slutty mimic. Roll for good time
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Your roll: 1359
What does this big butt number mean?
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You and the mailbox mimic click almost cosmically; Putting on a show for the neighborhood and causing most of the house appliances (also mimics) to come out and watch.
You notice that the dryer is eyeing you... but because you're not a Kenmore, you don't know if it is with lust or jealously.
Roll for pregnancy scare with disadvantage
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There's a bunch of virtual tabletop software and websites that simulate the character sheets, dice rolling, maps, and the like. I use Roll20 and FoundryVTT personally. Then for voice/text communications, I use Groomercord.
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Good riddance! Wizards are dangerous psychopaths, and then knowing magic only makes it worse.
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who really needs high-capacity spellbooks and concealed memorization?
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Bards. They're more trustworthy.
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The heck's a cleric doing in the glass cannon zone.
If you're not wearing full plate and charging ahead, trusting your god to protect you then what kind of a believer are you even?
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Legit me.
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Just take toughness as a starting feat, put points into con, and take a frog familiar.
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God wizard just laughs.
Have to admit though that I play a full arcane caster in PF1 (with some stuff from 3.5e added it). And we are high level.
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