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I hate when they try in all ways to tell how the Imperium is not racist, hateful or cishetnormative, but the moment people sympathyze with the only human faction, they cry about how they don't get the satire of how comically evil they are.
Real white supremacists would play Eldar anyway
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Isn't there a WW1 themed group?
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Yes, Krieg regiment of the Imperial Guard. They resemble WWI German soldiers but they aren't any more racist than the rest of the Imperium. Their entire point is to die horribly and in massive numbers. Considering that's also the point of the Guard, that makes a strong point.
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The Krieg are actually French, they just have German helmets and names.
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I'm not a nerd sorry bro
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you gonna claim that after everything you wrote in this very thread
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I just dont want people to simp for Fictional Space French.
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Too late
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I've seen art of them and they're cool. I'm not a fan of warhammer generally but space ww1 is neat.
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There's a story about them where they ask the commissar if they can go do some maneuver during a battle, and he's like “uh no you'll all die?”. And they're utterly bewildered and confused as to why this is a bad thing and they disobey him and go do it anyway.
Commissars usually are the ones shooting their own men.
It's a neat example of how the entire setting is just reduction to the absurd. Even in an army of people who are destined to die horribly, these people stand out.
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Lol they're like human ants
that actually sounds interesting
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The background to Krieg is basically that in the distant past, the planet was a giant dystopian "hiveworld" (mega city) whose leaders rebelled. The rebels were winning and the last few loyalists said frick this and pressed the "nuke every major city" button and turned the planet into a heck hole. Since then every Krieger has to die as a matter of honor to make up for the rebellion, so theyre all suicidal. That also explains the gas masks since going outside without them is instant death
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I knew it
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Yeah their planet had a thousand-year long civil war (it was trying to secede from the Imperium because the Imperium is evil) so literally every last one of them was a child soldier and their culture has no values except dying valiantly.
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How do they reproduce quickly enough to deal with that?
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Realistically they couldn't, but Warhammer prioritizes being metal over being realistic.
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It depends on the story. In some stories they're barely-human robots who aren't necessarily suicidal
but don't care about casualties if they think 
they'll achieve their goal, in some stories they're insane 
death 
cultists who obsess over martyrdom, in some they're normal 
dudes who are really 
duty-focused and live minimalist 
lifestyles, in some they're generic Guardsmen.
They're basically the male equivalent of the Sisters of Battle
in a lot of ways.
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I don't think I'd ever play the game but are there any novels about them? I'm actually a bit interested.
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Dead Men Walking is probably the best known one, it's very much in the “barely human robots” territory. There's a Ciaphas Caine story (Flashman in space but less grimdark) with them but I can't recall which one, it's more “normal dudes who live and breathe Army” style.
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Yeah but they're a mix of everything.
They have british masks, german helmets, french uniforms, and russian tactics
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Imperium is the only human faction setting wise. But they do have multiple playable factions game wise.
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Chaos can be entirely human, as can renegade space marines. They usually aren't but it's not that unusual. Chaos warbands don't tolerate xenos.
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Which is stupid. You break every human taboo imaginable but species mixing is where the line is? Based chaos?
A kill team set of a load of cool minor xenos chaos cultists would be cool
!chuds
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No it isn't, xenos are disgusting. Ew, dude.
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!trekkies thoughts?
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!trekkies
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Agreed
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hello, yes, one motorboating session plz
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Remember the Enterprise episode where it turns out the Orion women are in charge and control the men with pheromones?
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Ofc
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I've got green fever.
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Those whores control men with their pheromones.
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!nooticers
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Iskandar Khayon tried it and everyone was completely disgusted by his dark eldar waifu.
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I googled dark eldar expecting like a spider monster but no it's just hot elf looking ladies
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His sister turned demon starship was kino....
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I always found that disappointing. I thought Chaos would be cool because it would be a mash of humans, xenos, and demons, but it's actually just the Imperium with spikes.
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They shouldn't have separated Chaos into CSM wank. They're should only be 2 codex for Chaos. The Lost and The Darned for mortal chaos cultists (xenos/traitor guard/dark admech, unaligned Traitor Marines like Iron warriors and Night Lords etc..) and Daemons of Chaos for each God's demons and their pet legions eg Death guard etc..
Even expanding the T'au auxiliaries would awesome. Codex:Auxiliaries and Codex:Septs idk Just rip off the Covenant from Halo where the minor xenos of the Galaxy the Imperium have near exterminated band together out of desperation for a lot weird units and concepts.
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I think Chaos should have 5 codices. The Lost and the Darned, as you said, and one for each of the four gods.
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Aren't the Leagues of Votann de-facto human too? since they're Squats descended from Human Manlets iirc.
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lol didn't even know about them. ask mr not a nerd
@D. Probably wouldn't count for being ALL mutants.
They sound based for being shortkings with ai girlfriends tho
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Yeah they're highly mutated humans, probably a different species now.
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They're pretty recent to the setting. My understanding is that they're like any of the other abhumans like ogryn, they've just been doing their own thing separate from the rest of humanity for so long that they're qualified as xenos now.
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Get that Eldussy king
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Alright dramatards, how long until games workshop caves and adds in female space marines?
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People were asking them on Facebook and they said “no”. I'm wondering if it's ran by some old boomer who realizes who butters their bread
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Something stupid like 80% of their revenue is space marines, they're not going to touch that with a ten foot pole. The only remote possibility of that happening is if an agenda-huffing millennial gets put in a lead creative role, but after the fiasco with brands like Bud Light last year, most companies are wary about approaching the topic.
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Woman are 50% of the population, they could easily double sales if they made female space marines. Companies are so stupid and greedy istg
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Women aren't going to start buying overpriced spergshit just because there are female space marines. Most women who do play Warhammer play Tyranids, which look like Xenomorphs.
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Women secretly want to be torn apart by a Bug from Starship Troopers.
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Nah, I think it's just that neurodivergent women like animals and have an aversion to both masculine and feminine aesthetics, so "bug monsters" is the most appealing faction to them.
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!biofoids is this true?
Tbh I'd probably play as the Krieg if I ever played this game, after learning about them.
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idk i like feminine aesthetics
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100% true in my experience
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Hey, it worked for Star Wars and Marvel, which have each never been more successful and popular.
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It will be one of Biden's executive orders
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It won't be optional Eurobigots
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The only female space marines should be noise marines. But they would also have to be black.
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Your nerdshit ruined Total War
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As if Rome 2 Total War didn't happen
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It might have recovered if not for the one-two combo
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You don't like hecking greenskins vs draculas?
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The hundred dlcs for each game didnt?
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That started with Warhammer
Or you might be thinking of Paradox
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Same shit
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no feminist sororitas either, please
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40k is at its best when the humans are depicted as almost as alien as the other species to our 21st century mind
Having really religious characters would be interesting
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Have you seen the Sororitas? Fundamentalist lunatics, great faction.
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Haven't seen them in too many 40k things!
A little bit in Ciaphas Cain
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It's funny because chaos space marines generally remember when seeing the Emperor as a God was considered absurd. So they consider modern space marines and sororitas to be completely idiotic screeching fundamentalist loons.
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This retort by Fabulous Bile to some random space marine remains the greatest mic drop in 40k IMO
"Unlike you, whelp, I once walked the same ground as your idol. I breathed the same air as him. And I tell you this, without lie or artifice. He never wanted to become what you have made him. He did not wish to be your God-thing. He abhorred such ideals! The slavery of your crippled, blind Imperium would sicken him, if he had eyes to see it."
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Need tomboy Sororitas gf
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If they're really nuns they probably take vows of chastity.
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They're married to the Emperor. No regular man can compete.
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to beat me up
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God darn these people are creepy
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There are few things that make me act neurodivergent but 40k lore is one of them.
Its already one of the most diverse, interesting and expansive fictional universes ever created but its never enough for these fricks.
LEAVE MY NERD SHIT ALONE
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Watching and reading about Bardfinn made me change my life
I've been in a rut for the past few years because of a bereavement. Finished college but didn't get a job for a few years. I found some joy in communities like /r/drama because they reminded me of shit like 4chan and hackforums from back in the day.
But one day I was reading a comment by Bardfinn, clicked on his profile and it really made me want to change my life. I saw the next decades of my life flash before my eyes. Smugposting and bullying people who deserve it, but while not improving myself, gradually falling in to bad habits leading to me spending 18 hours a day in front of a computer before dying of DVT. I saw what Bardfinn did with his life and how he's now stuck in it. He won't get a job or ever pay child support because he's stuck in this life and constantly needs to justify it to himself. He's too invested in it to care about anything else. He unironically bragged about spending 80+ hour weeks 'fighting Nazis'. There is no hope for him.
But there was hope for me, and maybe for you too, reader.
Over the last few months I've been lifting again. Made some neat projects. Contributed to projects that interested me. Learned a lot. Got finances in order. Started hanging out with friends irl again. Sometimes I'd go to Bardfinn's profile and not even read, just see the wordswordswords and feel new motivation to apply for jobs. Got a few interviews and currently have two applications that might be my in.
I'm once again a productive member of society with a life, and it feels good.
Thank you for being so unbelievably and depressingly pathetic that you indirectly motivated me out of a rut through the fear of becoming anything like you, you wife beating, abusive, child support dodging c*nt.
Snapshots:
undelete.pullpush.io
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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Record is 1 days 13 hours 09 minutes and 59 seconds by TheDunceonFlorist
We've got Bardy fever! today we have mentioned our favorite mod 10 more times than usual!
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Record is 1 days 13 hours 09 minutes and 59 seconds by TheDunceonFlorist
rdrama is currently running at 139.66 µBardyhertz
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