Female Custodes are now 100% Canon | What does this mean for Warhammer 40k? - Woke have begun the 1st stage of successful colonization and browbeating - male space marines incoming, a 20 year old fight is won by

make it lame and gay

I predict a grand total of £0.00 in new custodes sales coming from this move

Wherever I go, my old enemy follows. No where is safe.

What's left? Creepy erotic webfiction? Weird french shit?

My neighbor, it's literally just dune x starship troopers. If you want sci-fi that's not y just go read ST.

You would expect them to start their own works

I KNEW it was coming, hence why I never could totally make the switch.

Ah well. Full speed ahead on Gundam I suppose for me.

escape

Neighbor if they wanted to escape they would have sat quietly in their little corner instead of pooping up every forum and website with their adult toy fanfic garbage.

Games workshop had 2 options to make a more inclusive game

>Bring back Primarch Vulkan and consolidate the White Scars legion and Salamanders. Adding both black and East Asian representation and opening the doors for a lot of interesting stories about them resolving their vastly different views on regular humans. This would have violated zero Canon lore

>Add women and pretend like they've always been there in spite of it being explicitly stated in lore. Also bring back the whitest primarch who is repeatedly been mentioned as dead.

They really have impeccable timing

Writing's been on the wall for a long time.

It's so funny to see all these alpha male chuds cry and seethe because some of their little dolls have boobs now

A lot of fans are basically fans of fandom itself. It's all about them. They have mastered the "Star Wars" or "Warhammer" universes or whatever, but their objects of veneration are useful mainly as a backdrop to their own devotion. Anyone who would camp out in a tent on the sidewalk for weeks in order to be first in line for a movie is more into camping on the sidewalk than movies.

Extreme fandom may serve as a security blanket for the socially inept, who use its extreme structure as a substitute for social skills. If you are Luke Skywalker and she is Princess Leia, you already know what to say to each other, which is so much safer than having to ad-lib it. Your fannish obsession is your beard. If you know absolutely all the trivia about your cubbyhole of pop culture, it saves you from having to know anything about anything else. That's why it's excruciatingly boring to talk to such people: They're always asking you questions they know the answer to.

Hope this change causes immense seethe to the """people""" who can't see an unrelated conversation without making it about their shitty franchise. Read another book nerds.

real warhammer fans are happy for the change, so I can't see how its cathartic

If youve listened to warhammer fans theyre perpetually pissed off about edition changes and codexes from decades ago

"Females"

Trust and believe 100% of warhams players are peepeeed individuals

0.01 percent of the Warhammer fanbase are females, so who are they even catering to? Why do these business marketing departments have such shit marketing skills so divorced from reality? Do they actually hate money?

I'd like to know what percent of the fanbase are ers and gooners.

NOOOO, ITS ONLY FUNNY WHEN IT HAPPENS TO OTHER PEOPLE'S STUFF

Frick the Perpetuals thing too, it's all shit