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I'm trying to brainstorm a pen and paper rpg where you play as homeless people in the dystopian near-future of West Coast City

The main enemy, of course, is other homeless people. How do you survive wiith the police having all quit and moved to the suburbs, the Ivory Towers and gated communities protected against the rampaging hordes of drugged-out lunatics high on drugs that give you superpowers, the churches and synagogues having all closed down because West Coast city is now 99% atheist, government services being a scam, and most remaining ethic enclaves patrolled by armed psychotic neighborhood watch? Can you survive and maybe even go home?

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Classes include

Street performer

Dumpster diver

Thief

Modern hunter-gatherer

Hired gun

Welfare wizard

Gainfully employed

Stool pigeon

Beggar

Mooch

Lovable eccentric

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Welfare wizard

The system is broken, but you can play it like a harp from heck. You actually get the stuff you apply for and filling out forms is now not a waste of time thanks to your expertise. You can also fill out paperwork and legal documents for your friends and allies as well.

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Modern hunter-gatherer

Rats and pigeons are viewed as a nuisance by most people. For you they're a food source and you're a very good hunter. That's not all, however. You know plants and can make primitive medicines, poisons, and salads from weeds growing in the local park and cracked sidewalks. You know p

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Gainfully employed

You have a job as a mechanic's assistant, a store clerk, a frycook, a dishwasher or something else blue collar and low-paying. Not paying enough to get an apartment that won't immediately be ransacked, but every little bit helps. The cops won't hassle you as much and now you have a place to hang out where you won't get shot.

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Thief

Five fingered discount finesse

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Dumpster diver

When they say one man's trash is another man's treasure they mean you. Everyone can dig through the trash but most people find expired canned goods. You find diamond rings, working game systems, and mattresses that can be salvaged with a bit of a scrubbing.

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Street performer

You can play a musical instrument, dance in an amusing way, or have a trained animal of some kind. Alternatively you're a bimbo with few clothes or are wearing a costume. People give you money for this.

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Mooch

A mooch is something between a beggar, thief, and a scavenger. Someone leave their soda lying around? Yoink! Family at McDonalds didn't finish their burgers? Dinner! Buffet throwing away pizza? Not on your watch! Anyone can mooch, but you're unnaturally good at it and never suffer negative consequences for trying to take a little snack. No one ever calls the cops on you when you're trying to get fed.

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Beggar

Anyone can beg, but you're really good at it. Looking cute, looking pathetic, and feeding sob stories are your weapons of choice, and oh how the money rolls in.

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Stool pigeon

You're a government informative and an undercover cop. You face no danger from the cops or neighborhood watch. You can blow your cover and “go loud” if things get too hot or you're in too deep, but the character than becomes an npc ally whose house all the other players insist on crashing at.

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Hired gun

You can wield guns, but, more importantly, the cops and the neighborhood watch trust you and will call on you for help when someone on a shot of minotaur is tearing his way through a kindergarten. They won't hassle you and have a better chance of showing up if you call.

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