AI Is Coming For Your Job

>be me, transbian disaster in hon phase of HRT

>still boymoding at work because "customer-facing professionalism"

>download Taimi for "community connection" (read: desperate for validation)

>match with cute theyfab who lists hobbies as "dismantling cisheteropatriarchy"

>their opener: "wow ur voice is goals for a pre-everything egg like me 😳"

>aww.shit.jpg, now I'm free gender therapist again

>meanwhile, TERF lurker in DMs: "you'll never be a real woman sweetie <3"

>reply with "new copypasta, thx bestie ❤️" and block

>chasers start sliding: "love girldick uwu"

>send them Wikipedia link to "paraphilic infantilism" and watch them seethe

>finally meet up with theyfab at Starbucks

>they show up wearing 17 pronoun pins and binder with cartoon frogs

>immediately start trauma-dumping about "cisnormative dental receptionists"

>mfw realizing I've become the Elder Gay™ mentoring babyqueers

>split a gluten-free brownie, get called "valid" six times

>go home, cry into Blahaj, check /r/transgendercirclejerk

>still cis tho