Baldur's Gate has fallen. Billions must die.

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No Real-time-Pause combat :marseysadcat:

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This is what happens when console cucks migrate to PC


:chad!black2: :marseybear::marseyrefrigerator:

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Plenty of :#marseyhomofascist::#marseymidsommarchristian::#marseykink: instead. pls understand

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why is every party member in that game an annoying piece of shit

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You take that back about muscle mommy karlach right now

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Kink mommy Lae'zel will literally finger your butthole

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I'll show her who's the boss of this gym.

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I quit the game before making it to her, muscle mommy pill me bro

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Dude that's like 15 minutes into the game lol.

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Maybe I missed her them. Played for like 2 hours before I got bored

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it's easy to miss her, I did on my first playthrough. She's really quite out of the way. Although they try to breadcrumb a path to her, if you're not playing for completionist sake it's easy to ignore or miss the crumbs.

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It's crazy that the blood-sucking vampire is relatively low maintenance.

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That vampire twink keeps playing hard to get

:#marseycry::#marseyvampire:

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I hate how running full bros is like an average university friend group.

Vamp Twink - Himbo Druid - Manslut Wizard

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Truly a reflection of reality...

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So you don't feel as bad about killing them

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She's gonna haul you into a HR meeting.

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I'm still kinda meh about getting it. Played D:OS and figured if BG3 is the same then its going to be shit, too much reading :marseylongpost2: and not enough action. Is BG3 good or is it just DOS3?

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I killed a devil by suplexing him into a couch, its pretty fun.

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It's good but it is also just DOS3. Insanely buggy though and lots of loose ends.

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BG3 is good. Lots of different routes through quests and lots of different combat plays styles:marseypunching:. I'm playing as a warlock:marseywise: named Blussy Baster:marseytwerking:. Never played DOS 1 or 2 though.:marseyshrug:

:#marseyautism:

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What's a "Blussy"? Sounds fearsome.

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It held my attention all the way through and still going strong on second play-through. For context I have severe internet brain rot and the attention span of a dog, skip 99% of video game cutscenes, and quit DOS2 after getting stuck on those flame slugs.

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after getting stuck on those flame slugs.

Dude, just have Red Prince talk with their leader, lmao.

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This was at least 4 years ago I don't even have it installed anymore, game kinda falls off after fort joy anyway.

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Just add water r-slur

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That's a really mean thing to say

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Imagine playing divinity but every time you use a bedroll you get 3 loading screens and are forced to talk to characters before you sleep. Also save scum every 30 seconds because all non r-slurred dialogue options have dice rolls

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Phantom Liberty in a few days it is then

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Yes to both, but the improvement to narration and the fully animated dialogue vastly reduces the :marseylongpost: of BG3. If you are engaged with the story/setting/characters, it will feel a lot more narratively gripping, like a movie at times. It's still a crpg, so ideally you're the kind of person who wants to read a bunch of different shit anyway.

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If you dont pkay rpgs its a good game. If you do, its pretty dogshit.

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i got it bc my friend wanted it n i thought it would be like the OG bg n it's not i fricking hate how they did it

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Indonesia and Philippines have never won a single war in history and are artificial mongrelized colonial constructs who only gained independence because America needed vassal states.

Indonesians are subhuman and incompetent. They got raided and conquered by streetpooping Chola Tamil sexy Indian dudes, r*ped and conquered by various Yemeni Hadrami Sultans like Pontianak Sultanate, r*ped and conquered by the Portuguese and then the Dutch for over 300 years, r*ped and conquered by the Japanese who killed hundreds of thousands of Indonesian men as slave labor while raping Indonesian Sunni Muslim girls. The cuck Indonesian nationalist collaborator Sukarno supplied Japanese soldiers with Indonesian Sunni Muslim girls as prostitutes.

Many Indonesians have a degree of sexy Indian dude ancestry from r*pe. There are millions of Indonesian with paternal Portuguese and Dutch ancestry from 300 years of r*pe (Indo people) and millions more Indonesians with paternal Hadrami Yemeni ancestry and Indonesians in Java descended from Japanese soldiers fricking Indonesian Sunni Muslim girls. A mongrel race.

In the Indonesian independence war, outnumbered Dutch and British forces humiliated, defeated and slaughtered numerically superior Indonesian independence fighters. Look up battle of Surabaya. The Indonesians were militarily defeated and it was only American pressure that led to the Dutch withdrawal and granting independence.

The Dutch sank Indonesian ships attempting to invade West Papua and again it was only American pressure that led to the Dutch withdrawal from West Papua and Indonesian annexation.

Indonesia is only good at mass murdering unarmed civilians in East Timor and West Papua. While Papuan fighters have killed Indonesian special forces with bows and arrows.

Stop shilling and mourning for incompetent subhuman mongrelized Indonesian war criminals who never won a single war in history.

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Wow.... Did an Indonesian steal your girl, Snappy?

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VALIDATE HER, CHUD!

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Why is it called Baldur's Gate, tho?

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