Nord Chads, I think we're back.

https://x.com/ActuaI_Bladee/status/1735025578808324505

https://x.com/ActuaI_Bladee/status/1735025815857873334

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I'm sure that won't backfire :marseyclueless:

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It won't. Glorious nord armadas will descend on the summerset isles in rapacious warbands ravishing every high elf woman they see until eventually the aldmeri dominion is just a bunch of reverse bretons

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>muh we wuz nordjarlz

The Tongue warlords are no more thanks to a certain Mer :marseydagothur2: !nwahs

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Then leave skyrim for your shitty land oh wait you can't half of it is blown up and half is taken over by argonians haha

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Didn't Ulfric basically get Lenin'd out of prison by the Aldmeri Dominion in order to sow chaos in the Empire and weaken it? Like he isn't necessarily a double agent but more of a useful idiot for the Aldmeri Dominion?

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Yep, but the Aldemeri didn't want him to actually win, because Ulfric leading Skyrim will be a much bigger headache than Skyrim being occupied by the imperials.

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They don't want him to win because an ongoing civil war in Skyrim is going tie up a lot of resources from the Empire not because they think he's some kind of threat lol

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What resources? A third rate general, nord conscripts, and some rusty swords?

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Third rate? Love him or hate him put some respect on his name. My boy Tullius got into Sovengarde, more than you can say milk drinker

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It's a fitting analogy then since Lenin and his successors ended up being a huge pain to Germany lol

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