doesn't let you skip cutscenes.
Im trying literally every scene 
and no button 
is working 
and They made Harry 
gay or something maybe had AIDES and now hes talking about diversity, and I like JUST WANNA SWING 
but go off
also like AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
im literally screaming, 
the gaymen hole 😳😳😳
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that's what you get for playing that fricky butt game
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I noticed youve left a comment in my thread, clearly proving you have both opened and read it, yet my upmarsey count remains at one, and Thats Strange
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sorry. did the needful
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Upmarseys for everyone
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you VILL see ze cutscene and ze peepee
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Lol capeshit enjoyer gets what he deserves
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not being able to skip cutscenes should be against the law. like unironically the developers should get fined by the government for doing this.
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This is part of my platform for 2024.
Some of my other policies include:
Fines for companies that sell cosmetic items so that you end up with all players looking the same.
All female characters must have an optional thong outfit like 2B.
All companies will have a mandatory hiring quota of 90% of neurodivergent straight white or asian men, the last 10% being reserved for the women in marketing, coms, art and design.
No character may be uglier or fatter than Scarlett Johansson except for the purpose of comedy.
All characters will be judged according to the Activision diversity chart, for every point above a certain threshold a middle manager will be r*ped by someone matching this diversity score.
With regards to first and third person shooters, no gunshot sound effect will be allowed to go below a certain decibel level.
Hairstyle options for female characters will include long hair, very long hair, and pony tail, nothing else. Male character will have a choice of buzz cut, short hair or vegeta.
ISPs will be forced to include CS: Source ping metrics in all their advertisements.
All minors will be forbidden from multiplayer games.
All players of coomer and overtly anime mobile games will be gathered and put into camps.
All MMORPGs will have to make their raids accessible to people over 30yo with jobs and life outside gaming.
Any game with in-game voice cues will have to include "cute twink" and "bipoc" among them.
Members of the government will have to go through Youtube for all public communications and use a custom VTuber avatar.
Taxation will be done using superchats and policy decisions using youtube polls.
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you lost my vote and i didn't even bother to read the rest. who cares what you look like.
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MMORPGs I mean. A few years after release Guild Wars 1 introduced costumes that you could buy for real money and that looked fancier than normal armor, 2 weeks later in every town you went every player looked the same.
Don't be a single issue voter, my opponents don't care about the real issues like I do. You think Kamala will force Capcom to introduce a tassel outfit for Chun Li? I don't think so.
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Good job bobby, here's a star
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Deserved for playing nu spiderman.
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Why are chuds like this? I manage to avoid all of this drama by just not buying shitty games
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Speedrunnners in shambles.
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Sorry chuds, but I have your children as a captive audience to speak to and I will not be silenced. I am a committee of videogame producers tripping over themselves to appear the most progressive in the room and the fruits of my labor and voice in the chorus will not be 'skipped'. It's my turn to speak and your turn to listen. It should be your privilege to pay 70 dollars for this opportunity.
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Alright you have convinced me.
I am never touching a video game ever again.
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Serious advice, pay atention to the woke parts they're hillarious to the point I'm not 100% sure they're not parody.
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They should have stuck with Spyro. Now there's a fine video game.
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For me it was Resistance
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Im sorry, but have you considered being more inclusive?
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@Landlord_Messiah's favorite mission is the one where you help that Indian high school moid ask his boyfriend too prom
Trans lives matter
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Ehhh idk if you're just fricking around, but just in case: Press the start button. There's an option in here to skip cutscene. Took me forever to find
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I eventually found
that but it's still fun too whine, just let me swing 
darnit i don't care about your story.
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If you can't skip cutscenes or the intro, the game is trash.
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Snapshots:
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archive.ph (click to archive)
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