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IRREDEEMABLE-KRAMPUSCHAD/STUD
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for Israeli children.
ALASKAN 11mo ago#5601661
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The bosses are the only thing that isn't bullshit I posted this after dying like 15 times on that random butt hey now Yoshi is a skiier with unresponsive controls after a whole butt level of ice floors cute twink butt level
I stopped hating the game when I stopped trying 100% everything
Though each 100% level has its own achievement so expect more raging whine threads in the near future because the abysmally low completion% I'll have as is will drive me insane
They didn't send over the lost levels (actual Mario 2. becuase the japs though Americans couldn't handle it. When it comes to carp I guess they are right
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fricking casuals you are ruining video games. Nintendo will see your review and will dumb the game down even more. You should need a license to play, let alone review, games.
IRREDEEMABLE-KRAMPUSCHAD/STUD
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J_K_Ghoul 11mo ago#5601681
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Considering an effortpost about how Yoshis Island was Nintendo going woke in the 90s before that was even a phrase
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IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME WEATHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT
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sometimes i look in a mirror and think
"I'll never be as good at posting as Carp"
then in the shower i ponder
do u think that yoshi gets embarrassed when he poos out eggs in front of mario??? sorry if this ofends anyone but i thought it was a funny thing haha. and i would like to know if any of you have any pics of yoshi pooping an egg while he looks nervous or embarrassed i just want to see it for a few laughs haha. another thing i am wondering is what do you think the eggs smell like haha im just curious for laughs haha i would like to smell them
IRREDEEMABLE-KRAMPUSCHAD/STUD
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IRREDEEMABLE-KRAMPUSCHAD/STUD
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for Israeli children.
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IRREDEEMABLE-KRAMPUSCHAD/STUD
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for Israeli children.
Rowsdower 11mo ago#5601674
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The game's easy even if you're going for 100/100 score, you just have to be patient and know how to create red eggs from green eggs.
Kamek's Revenge and the new World 6 level from the GBA remake (where they went nuts with the insta-kill spikes) are the only ones I remember having much of a challenge.
Oh I haven't needed stars at all :/ finishing with 30/30 is easy. It's the hateful finding everything that kills me. I don't usually take damage but insta kill shit keeps wrecking my day lol
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Skill issue
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It's a children's game too
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All games are children's games
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One could even say you're crap at video games?
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https://www.neok12.com/games/leap-froggies/leap-froggies.htm
I bet you can't beat this game either
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Beat this shit on GBA when I was 10, honestly a skill issue.
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@0 breezed through that one lol
@0 remember thinking it was a fricking game for babies (same for all Kirby games, breezed through them)
Does yoshi love sucking peepee, b-word?
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Someone pleaee make carp and Marsey versions of this
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3000dc
Does Caroshi love sucking peepee, b-word?
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When you get to the frog boss you can kill him before magikoopa turns him big so you don't have to fight him
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The bosses are the only thing that isn't bullshit I posted this after dying like 15 times on that random butt hey now Yoshi is a skiier with unresponsive controls after a whole butt level of ice floors cute twink butt level
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omg i love the bonus ski level
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IT WASN'T A BONUS IT WAS A MANDATORY SECTION OF 4-3 OR 5-3 OR WHATEVER AAAAAAA
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I know but there's a really fun ski bonus level so make sure to get 100% in everything
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I stopped hating the game when I stopped trying 100% everything
Though each 100% level has its own achievement so expect more raging whine threads in the near future because the abysmally low completion% I'll have as is will drive me insane
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Feels like future rdrama slang.
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Bigger Boo sounds like a /pol/ dog whistle
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I had this on snes as a kid, I beat the entire game when I was eight years old.
It's not hard lol
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They didn't send over the lost levels (actual Mario 2. becuase the japs though Americans couldn't handle it. When it comes to carp I guess they are right
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Carp be like "ayo this game hard af"
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fricking casuals you are ruining video games. Nintendo will see your review and will dumb the game down even more. You should need a license to play, let alone review, games.
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Considering an effortpost about how Yoshis Island was Nintendo going woke in the 90s before that was even a phrase
There's enough there to write it
But effort
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sometimes i look in a mirror and think
"I'll never be as good at posting as Carp"
then in the shower i ponder
do u think that yoshi gets embarrassed when he poos out eggs in front of mario??? sorry if this ofends anyone but i thought it was a funny thing haha. and i would like to know if any of you have any pics of yoshi pooping an egg while he looks nervous or embarrassed i just want to see it for a few laughs haha. another thing i am wondering is what do you think the eggs smell like haha im just curious for laughs haha i would like to smell them
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Hey carp, touch my fuzzy so we can get dizzy
!g*mers
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I beat the game ty
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Touch fuzzy get gud
If you can't beat Yoshi's Island you should unironically rope, it's a game for children
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the 'difficulty' of old games is mad overrated and solely stems from terribly clunky controls and input lag
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Woozy Loozy, SNES has analog input (No need to wait for data packages) and CRTs are the most responsive shit even to this day. You're terribly wrong.
Oh shit, you baited me
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Honestly they're not bad until you get to the bonus levels
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Bad opinion alert, yoshi's island is the best 2d retro mario game
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SMW is vastly superior
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lol i completed this when i was like 8 or something
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It took forever for game designers to realize arcade style “punish people so they give us money” sucks butt.
many would say microtransactions are devs rediscovering this though.
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baby game
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The like two or three that auto scroll
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Auto scroll levels in anything should not exist
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The game's easy even if you're going for 100/100 score, you just have to be patient and know how to create red eggs from green eggs.
Kamek's Revenge and the new World 6 level from the GBA remake (where they went nuts with the insta-kill spikes) are the only ones I remember having much of a challenge.
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Endless World of Yoshis. That name and level are literally seared into my brain. It's giving me flashbacks.
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What's this about red eggs
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Bounce an egg against a wall once to turn it yellow, twice to turn it red, thrice to make it disappear into the aether.
Hitting an enemy with a yellow egg = one coin (coins are mostly useless)
Hitting an enemy with a red egg = two stars, helps a LOT for 100/100
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Oh I haven't needed stars at all :/ finishing with 30/30 is easy. It's the hateful finding everything that kills me. I don't usually take damage but insta kill shit keeps wrecking my day lol
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So it's mostly a finding things problem? You good at nailing those speedy flying Shy Guys with the red coins?
I think that the red coins have a slightly different hue, it's been a while since I've played though so I could be thinking of another Mario game
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the art sucks. SMW fricking rules
Trans women are women, bardfinn is a prime example
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Play topsy turvy next lol
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Have you tried not dying? Worked out for me and I've got a 100% save file on an original cart.
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GIT GUD
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PS - if using a emulator/miniSNES…save states are your friend!
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HERETIC
Approve marseys instead of playing 20yo games.
Does Yoshi love sucking peepee, b-word?
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Merry Christmas Carp
Snapshots:
https://www.mariolegacy.com/snes/super-mario-world-2-yoshi's-island-levels.htm:
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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The word you want is filtered.
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You only play mobas and mmos
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