Comrade, why are you not of trusting this glorious Soviet crack?
NATO capitalist lies are telling your anti-virus this is virus.
Trust us. Play game have good time. GPU usage 400%? No worries, is false-positive. Credit card fraud department calling? No worries, just your credit score going up.
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Looks like pokemon shit. Pokemon is garbage but straggot millenials and their nerdy younger counterparts think pokeshit is like the best thing ever (likely because whites love the idea of slavery) so of course it has already sold a trillion copies and will likely be the only thing anyone talks about for the next five months.
Indiscriminate butchering of the pokemon for punishment, food or just pleasure, check.
You can capture and enslave humans too. The game notes that this is considered "inhumane" in Based Pokemon society but that doesn't stop the game letting you put them to work on your cotton farm anyway. Not working hard enough? You can butcher that human for meat too.
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Journ*lists are talking about the Pokemon side, but that's not why it's so popular. People loved Ark, but the devs are morons and the game runs like shit. This game is a strong Ark competitor that runs on basically everything.
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Gave it a shot. It's not.
Ever wondered what Pokemon would be like if it had a pointless crafting system, the basebuilding system from Fortnite, and the annoying stamina and weight limit from Skyrim?
I refunded after half an hour. I might try it again down the road if its not a cashgrab that never leaves early access and they add some content to it.
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>being gay and a non-weeb clears 90% of the starterpack
!tops!bottoms How does it feel to be a bold free-thinker?
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Tbh it's hard to be a weeb bottom because Nips condition you to want muscular yet pretty and statuesque power tops with no body hair, which is hard to find irl
i don't even know what big bang is. looking around at updates "new dawn" is one i recognize. it's been a very long time since i actually played. i think i remember dual blades being a hot new thing?
i got up to level 60ish on regular maplestory before i even knew private servers were a thing.
god i used to have so much fun just mindlessly killing stuff and leveling up for hours at a time.
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I'd stay far away for a few years and let it cook properly, because, this game is actually very similar to The Sims franchise. It's only good after the porn mods are well established.
Depends on your perspective. Valheim is a good game held back by retarted devs who let their golden goose die of old age. Palheim has similar potential but only time will tell if the nips can get their heads out of their asses long enough to see it through.
As for right now, it's only $30 and it's pretty fun as far as surcrap goes. The honeymoon period is obviously the sweetest so if you're intending to play it either get into it now or don't bother for a few years. If you are a jaded millennial who hates TPC for squandering pogeymans then you will probably see some value in the game because it lets you do cool stuff with your pogeys like ride them, play with them on command, and use them as flamethrowers.
It's pretty good. Animations are missing or shitty, combat is pretty underbaked, assigning pals to sweatshops works half the time, but the core gameplay is all there. It's definitely worth playing imo.
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I'm enjoying it. Not perfect but not a broken piece of shit, but I didn't pay for it.
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Torrent it
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the only torrent has this warning lmao
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Seems legit most cracks send a false positive
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Comrade, why are you not of trusting this glorious Soviet crack?
NATO capitalist lies are telling your anti-virus this is virus.
Trust us. Play game have good time. GPU usage 400%? No worries, is false-positive. Credit card fraud department calling? No worries, just your credit score going up.
Spasiba!
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i mean anti virus stuff does give false warnings for cracks all the time
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Looks like pokemon shit. Pokemon is garbage but straggot millenials and their nerdy younger counterparts think pokeshit is like the best thing ever (likely because whites love the idea of slavery) so of course it has already sold a trillion copies and will likely be the only thing anyone talks about for the next five months.
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It seems to be Based Pokemon.
Guns, check.
Slavery, check.
Self admitted AI artists, check.
Indiscriminate butchering of the pokemon for punishment, food or just pleasure, check.
You can capture and enslave humans too. The game notes that this is considered "inhumane" in Based Pokemon society but that doesn't stop the game letting you put them to work on your cotton farm anyway. Not working hard enough? You can butcher that human for meat too.
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that's obvious. if op's asking it's because he's already a massive ball collector
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it looking like pokemon is kind of the point, but it's not pokemon at all.
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Palworld is Pokemon if Pokemon was a shitty UE game, with ugly graphics, 3D models floating and clipping, and everything looks out of place.
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Did you just suggest Pokemon doesn't have ugly graphics?
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Not like this, no.
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Journ*lists are talking about the Pokemon side, but that's not why it's so popular. People loved Ark, but the devs are morons and the game runs like shit. This game is a strong Ark competitor that runs on basically everything.
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Seems like the next fad game that will only really be popular for a month or 2 and then forgotten almost entirely.
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Pretty much, lol. Pokemon games are so desperate for a decent pokemon game, it's sad...
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Gave it a shot. It's not.
Ever wondered what Pokemon would be like if it had a pointless crafting system, the basebuilding system from Fortnite, and the annoying stamina and weight limit from Skyrim?
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I refunded after half an hour. I might try it again down the road if its not a cashgrab that never leaves early access and they add some content to it.
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gonna be like 15 years lol
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!zoomers
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!tops !bottoms How does it feel to be a bold free-thinker?
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You know @KatserKitty1987 is into these though.
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Bisexuals don't count.
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Tbh it's hard to be a weeb bottom because Nips condition you to want muscular yet pretty and statuesque power tops with no body hair, which is hard to find irl
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I don't know what any of this shit is
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Lessons in Meme Culture is just as bad as Behind the Meme but has nowhere near the negative attention.
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then you didn't really play it and have no idea what the game is
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play maplestory private server
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I am not sexually attracted to children, so no.
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god i used to play maplestory so fricking much. sometimes i wish i still knew where to go for private servers.
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try Phoenix if u are actually interested
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pass
the whole point of private servers is to avoid the shit rates of regular MS
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oh im sorry i thought u were a serious mapler. try Maple Horizons then
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wouldn't i just play regular ol' maplestory if i was serious
that's a bit better maybe i'll download it
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only way to play the good version of maple (pre big bang) is to play a private server sweety
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i don't even know what big bang is. looking around at updates "new dawn" is one i recognize. it's been a very long time since i actually played. i think i remember dual blades being a hot new thing?
i got up to level 60ish on regular maplestory before i even knew private servers were a thing.
god i used to have so much fun just mindlessly killing stuff and leveling up for hours at a time.
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I like it, but I'm neurodivergent. After the first tower, it gets more grindy. Better ARK, but has less dinosaurs.
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Checked for u neighbor the most popular soviet torrent and that game ain't there but seems like ps5 is jailbroken
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looks like pokemon+minecraft+zelda so if you are gay you will probably like it
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No minecraft, fortnite instead.
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Nah, play Monster Hunter Stories 2: Wings of Ruin instead
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Oh cool, I got one of those
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I'm not attracted to other men, so no.
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Then why are you even here? No strags allowed
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never met a non-Asian who plays Monster Hunter lol
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I know uhhhhh one sexy Indian dude who plays monster hunter and it's because I convinced him to play it. Not a single mayo.
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Sexy Indian dudes be asians albeit
Mayos play dauntless.
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I'd stay far away for a few years and let it cook properly, because, this game is actually very similar to The Sims franchise. It's only good after the porn mods are well established.
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The male/female models look very generic, and cheap 3D porn has better models in it.
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Depends on your perspective. Valheim is a good game held back by retarted devs who let their golden goose die of old age. Palheim has similar potential but only time will tell if the nips can get their heads out of their asses long enough to see it through.
As for right now, it's only $30 and it's pretty fun as far as surcrap goes. The honeymoon period is obviously the sweetest so if you're intending to play it either get into it now or don't bother for a few years. If you are a jaded millennial who hates TPC for squandering pogeymans then you will probably see some value in the game because it lets you do cool stuff with your pogeys like ride them, play with them on command, and use them as flamethrowers.
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Plays like any generic UEslop to me lol.
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I wish Valheim got more love. That game did a lot of survival open world mechanics well.
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What makes Valheim a meme game
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he played it for an hour, died a dozen times, and gave up because it was too hard and wasn't holding his hand enough.
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It clicked for me when I realized I didn't have to tire myself actually progressing the game, and instead just build shit with my friends.
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It looks like everything I hate in modern vidya, otoh it's pissing off all of the right people so who's to say if it's really bad or not
EDIT: dropped
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It's pretty good. Animations are missing or shitty, combat is pretty underbaked, assigning pals to sweatshops works half the time, but the core gameplay is all there. It's definitely worth playing imo.
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I'm enjoying it. Not perfect but not a broken piece of shit, but I didn't pay for it.
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