Possible major future Sneed Storm the likes the which we have never seen. Palworld sells 19m copies in 2 weeks. Red and Blue are only at 31.38m.

https://x.com/mrpyo1/status/1752754907138998522

IT'S NOT EVEN OUT ON PLAYSTATION :marseyblackmage:OR SWITCH :marseysoyswitch:. The implications of this is terrifying. Microsoft :marseymasterchief: is now directly funding the game to improve it for Xbox and in general. IT'S AN EARLY ACCESS HALF DONE GAME. Is it joever :marseyitsjoever: for nintencucks? :soymariotyping:

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>"ackshually it's on game pass so most of those sales don't count”

:#soymariotyping:

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https://x.com/ObilityArts/status/1752759422193967440

Players ≠ units sold. Especially considering game pass. Also including yellow, its at 47mil.

:marseymindblown: how did you know?

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Where's the lie? I'm playing palworld and I never gave them a dime.

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But you gave Microsoft money who gave it to the devs. Why are there so many r-slurs who say gamepass games are free?

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The more gamepass games you play, the closer the graph approaches "free". Therefore, play enough gamepass games and you'll get each game for essentially free. :braincube:

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>he thinks videogame sales matter

Pokemon makes 80% of its money from merchandise, the games are just an advertisement for that, the next game could sell less than 3 copies and it wouldn't make a dent on nintendo

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Live nintendrone cope :marseysoypoint:

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I've never played a nintendo game nor bought one of their chink toys, just pointing that out BIPOC

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The soys being mocked in this post don't care about merch sales, they see the numbers of units sold as a personal validation, like when whatever space/cape shit movie was competing with Avatar for BO sales and they all collectively jizzed their panties.


The time has come for the Necromaster. The unleashing of the fourth joker's card. The arrival of The Great Milenko

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As much I hate @Sal, this is correct. Nintendo, GameFreak, and TPCI do not care about the vidya games. They're a means for shipping the cards and merch, and hooking new generations into their ecosystem as lifelong consumers.

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Why don't you upmarsey the comment then you dirty fricking BIPOC

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And people ask why I hate you. You get DC either way. This isn't Reddit.

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>agree with comment

>reply to said comment explicitely saying it's correct

>still sidevote like a BIPOC

You hate me because you're the kinda BIPOC ungrateful enough to not even give a measly thank you to a guy sucking his peepee for free. The DC is appreciated though thx :marseythumbsup:

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You're welcome!

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Based Queen

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:marseyupvote2: Rescinded my upmarsey after reading this

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The next copium will be that Pokemon would have sold tons more if it was on PC or more consoles.

Even though Stadium/Coliseum are among the worst selling "big" games.

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red and blue only sold 30mil? huh i thought it would be higher

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I'm actually shocked that the 1st gen is the best selling, I would've thought a later gen or well received gen would be best seller. How has rby stayed 1st?

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Here's a fun fact Palworld is fricking bad but, and I need you to sit down for this one bb, so is pokemon.

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Pokemon is especially bad if you want to be competitive.

>oh you need to get an egg, hatch it by taking 5000 steps each, perfectly rng 6 stats that range from 0-31 + another 1/16 roulette, then you need to kill hundreds of these and dozens of those specific ones, then you need to get the proper move sets and level it up and...

All for ONE OF SIX. Theres also people who defend NOT skipping that shit by just generating one into the game by cheating. Its insane. The odds of naturally getting your perfect shit randomly are 7.1x10^-11.

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That's real bad

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it's a good slop game and i like the ching chong

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Who cares about any of that? Just play whatever children's games you enjoy and keep quiet about it ffs

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I'm not gonna buy this out of spite, but I despise nintendrones so much that I have considered it briefly.

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All my YouTube short clips is that long haired cute twink with the glasses doing his Le wholesome speeches while playing this game. You know who I'm talking about.

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monks of the modern age

also no I don't

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long haired cute twink with the glasses

Ben Franklin?

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I saw those clips too :marseyschizowall:

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Daddy dearest is paying for his algo push :marseywink: and i hope shitty metroid rougelite clone fails

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:#marseymoidmoment:

Snapshots:

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BUY PALWORLD BUY PALWORLD BUY PALWORLD

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BUY POKÉMON BUY POKÉMON BUY POKÉMON

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please just shut the frick up

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I couldnt even figure out how tf to play that game

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