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The 3rd best switch game of all time is making g*mers seethe

If you're not familiar with https://metacritic.com, it's basically rotten tomatoes except it also covers video games and music. I remember looking at the list of greatest games as a kid and wanting to try them all :marseywhirlyhat: and being excited when a new game got ratings good enough to be anywhere near the top :marseyexcitedgif:

In short, metacritic is both a driver of game sales and a source of pride for neurodivergent g*mer fanboys :marseybeingnerd:

It has thus become a source of drama that the third-best switch game of all time is The House in Fata Morgana, a visual novel about inhabitants of a spooky mansion. :marseyghostangry: With a rating of 96/100, it ranks higher than Zelda ToTK :marseyzeldalinkbotw: and every other switch game besides Mario Odyssey :marseymariosuit: and Zelda BoTW :marseyzeldagerudolink:.

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If you're not familiar with the concept of a "visual novel", it's basically a game composed entirely of text-based, click-to-proceed cutscenes, with music :doot: and anime-style :marseycatgirl: art to set the mood. So in other words with the exception of 3 or 4 "choose your own adventure" moments across 40+ hours of text, it's more like a book than a game.

So naturally, having been tricked into reading a book by metacritic, a lot of g*mers are not happy :marseyangrygamer:. It is a testament to how good the "game"/"book" is that it has maintained a user score of 8.6/10 when the review section is filled with seething reviews of people who are mad that they got tricked into purchasing a book:

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VNs aren't games. If you wanna read open a book smh.

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Sorry I only read good stories where I can crank it :coomer: https://www.literotica.com/beta/c/taboo-s*x-stories

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:#daddysgirltyping:

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Sorry, i can't hear you over the sound of the game that I'm reading :marseywink:

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I see your a fan of Marathon 2: Durandal

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VN arent games, they are porn. :marseyfans:

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Snootgame is a VN.

It has game in the title

It is a game.

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Snoot Game anons should sue for all the ripoffs made like this

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Readinggs for cute twinks

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Define "game", chud? :soyjakanimeglasses:

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