it's IMPOSSIBLE to get away from the woke DEI garbage that's infesting games.

like what the frick is this. the black king? his turn to steal from the white king!? what the frick man. i just want to fricking play video games. i don't want to constantly be preached at and told white people bad. :uhuh:

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1972440/Shotgun_King_The_Final_Checkmate/

here's the game if anyone wants to know what to avoid!

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BBC WON

TWP LOST

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17109803861992533.webp !soyteens

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but you have to understand that black pieces have been sub 50% winrate for like all history thanks to white pieces. this is reparations

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Shotgun King is one of the few "roguelites" that preserves anything from actual roguelikes that isn't also found in an arcade game. It's turn-based, has discrete movement, and has unavoidable drawbacks.

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i frickin' love actual roguelikes with turn based movement and the such.

tangledeep is a good one.

i hate that stuff like binding of isaac ever gets called roguelike people need to realize the difference between lite and like. :hmph:

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The only reason I wouldn't call Shotgun King an actual roguelike is because it doesn't have identification or interactions between items (such as scrolls of enchanting being used on another item). I recommend Brogue since it has decent controls and graphics, and isn't full of bloat (other than the 3 monsters called bloats, which are essentially creepers).

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that link didn't load for me so i went to google

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17109910313445766.webp

lolll it really IS roguelike

i saw a bit of a review comparing it to dungeons of dredmor which is another i really liked (but the review also mentioned frickin' binding of isaac >;/)

https://store.steampowered.com/app/98800/Dungeons_of_Dredmor/

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Replace the https with http (it's not a https site), links auto-convert to https for some reason:ipgrabber:

You need to create an account to play, but other than that it's an extremely easy to access but still complex roguelike. nethack/angband work in-browser but have extremely redundant controls unlike this game, which can theoretically be played with just the cursor, the i key, and the esc key (all item options such as apply, equip, remove, drop, and throw are accessible by clicking on an item in your inventory accessed using i, and you can click to move if the numpad movement is counter-intuitive)

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The bread crumbs are piling up. After some tracking I found your IP: 43.247.171.55

Out of luck, son (snap)

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There is a peepee sized hole in your brain where your ability to create original thoughts used to be. It has rotted out of your head and dribbles out your ears, you have then taken said goo and smeared it across your computer monitor. You have been so thoroughly skullfricked all e-drama looks like a 90's sitcom with 2 directionless plot lines recycled ad infinitum.

Snapshots:

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1972440/Shotgun_King_The_Final_Checkmate/:

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