https://x.com/GenePark/status/1771610830863278346
the reason why i prefer fights in dragons dogma over elden ring and dark souls is because the fights are OUTSIDE. i’m tired of arenas, i think it’s miraculous that a monster can just take you anywhere. i still wish the venom fight in spider-man 2 was across new york https://t.co/3m5uERpT0J
— Gene Park (@GenePark) March 23, 2024
Some semi-famous guy:
https://x.com/FreddieDredd/status/1771971142057668665
🤓
https://x.com/SmolCebela/status/1772419957688570006
Dude tries to bring up his DUI over it:
https://x.com/GenePark/status/1772438468414611824
Trying to get him fired:
https://x.com/ThatGenericEric/status/1772468075398385831
https://x.com/ThatGenericEric/status/1772471566007230877
Missed the cancer one sadly:
https://x.com/GenePark/status/1772473444497539172
Nerds are pathetic.
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Not even an argument, elden ring combat
is incredibly basic. You roll, you attack, maybe you use your one garbage 
special 
move. It's fun but the strategy never 
changes.
In DD you are doing mad shadow
of the colossus shit and there's all sorts of weird 
options 
available
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The strategy depends on which weapon you use which changes everything. DD looks like a slightly improved Palworld.
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Ultimately none of the bosses in ER are different
experiences though. It's all totally superficial. The boss does some flashy 
move you have to watch 
for ten solid 
seconds, you push dodge, you hit it. Once you've got the weapon 
you're using it's just all the same right 
to the end and all that changes is how tight the dodge timing is and how spongy the health bars are
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Sounds like every game in existence.
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in DD you can throw
goblins at each other, chop off pieces of enemies to weaken them first, use different 
elements to disable certain enemy 
moves, grab an ogre's leg and shove it to make him fall over, shit like that. it gives you options 
to frick around instead of just like "push circle, push r1, repeat on every enemy 
until game ends"
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elden beast is the one exception because you have to walk for ten minutes to hit the stupid
thing after every five minute long stupid 
floppy attack 
animation
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