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HeELLo <PLAYER> I WAaNT TO HAVE THE S*X WITH YOU, I AM ATTRACTED TO YOU. MY SEXUAL PREFERENCE IS YOU. I EXIST TO SERVE YOU. I HAVE NO PURPOSE OR AGENCY.

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People who like "romance" in their RPGs sure are goofy 🤪 !g*mers

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This but unironically. I can't remember a single RPG romance that wasn't a piece of shit.

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Marrying the Horse Queen in King of Dragon Pass. (You hate her people and have been genociding each other for a bit but you have to suck it up and do it because the prophecy said so. Hope you brought a big dowry.)

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If you've never played this, you don't know what you're missing. It's an RPG/strategy hybrid kind of... it's really good. At least get the modern sequel Six Ages.

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Is the modern sequel good?

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Ye. But its mobile game versio. Faster paced for more modern audience.

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And writing is briliant on multiple level. At first world is magical and wonderus. Then you realise you get mostly second hand accounts of events. And you arent sure if villager really saw elf or not. You start to doubt if gods really did anything or not. But world is magical and its everywhere. But you dont know how much and what is magic and what is just ramblings of crazy person.

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Yeah, it really gives you the feeling of living in ancient times where people tell you all kinds of weird stories and you have to figure out which ones are true. Like it turned out that pygmies were real but the people with their faces in their chests weren't.

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I liked Visas in KOTOR2 but mostly because she was voiced by Kelly Hu so you knew that this was under those robes.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17181709314027517.webp

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Most sublte @BWC alt

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built for the most Aryan übermensch etc etc

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I'm not even sure I'd count Visas (or the Handmaiden for that matter) as a romance. She "falls in love" with the Exile in a very abstract manner and nothing physical ever happens. Instead of a s*x scene you just meditate together. There's a stronger argument for Kreia being a romance plot.

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Triss (correct choice) and Yennefer (less correct choice because b-word)

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Triss gets extreme diarrhea and tries to frick Gerald while covered in her own shit in the books.

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Well the books are Polish.

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https://media.giphy.com/media/EouEzI5bBR8uk/giphy.webp

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I wish I didn't believe me. It's one of only 3 scenes I remember from those shitty books. Another one is where Geralt loses his hat to a river monster and makes fun of a Polish child.

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hot

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Silence female

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Do you count porn games?

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I don't play them because I am not a failure at life.

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>posts on rdrama

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I pretend to be an r-slur in my free time, in between work, exercise, vidya and family time. That's probably true of ~60% of the userbase here, which makes the remaining 40% seethe.

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Being a pretend r-slur beats being a genuine one.

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:#marseyseethe:

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I've played many RPGs of all different :marseyvenn3: types and the only "romances" that I've found :marseymissing2: even the slightest bit compelling are those that don't involve the player :marseychadthundercock: character :marseypinocchio2: at all, or those that end with the death :marseyguillotine: of the player :marseychadthundercock: character's love interest within the first :marseywinner: hour of the game. It's gotten worse over time as modern :marseyartbasel: party :marseychingchongpirate: dialogue mostly consists of you and your companions discussing your respective trauma and giving each other free therapy.

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Adding romance to RPGs ruined the genre :#marseyindignant:

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It really damaged Mass Effect. When it started building up a fan base of women who want to frick aliens, they leaned more and more into that. By ME3 it already had basically turned into an alien-fricking simulator.

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The least fulfilling thing that I've ever done in my life was get laid in The Sims. I sat there staring at my computer and realizing just how pathetic this was.

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Just play porn games. They are plentyful and lot of s*x s*x s*x

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